Animals: Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with...

By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

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By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 21:48 - United States - Merrimack

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

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What a cozy moment.

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:58

You liar! You forced him :o

ibmike22 13

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:01

i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:57

Get a puppy. Mine loves me. :) Also while I'm at it, might as well.. Happy birthday to Haley.

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:58

You liar! You forced him :o

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:01

It is wrong because OP said the poor guinea pig (who is neither from guinea nor a pig?) wanted to. Your turn.

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:19

I said: You're a test subject!

hojmatoj 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:16

hey

sauce31 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:59

I just submitted a much better fml than that. this is bull.

LoganAdams 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:59

go somewhere and make new friends.

whatfml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:30

it doesn't want to hang with you, it's stuck in a cage

ibmike22 13

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:01

i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge

sauce31 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:01

how did my comment get moderated? anyone?

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 3:35

is it doggy play-day today??

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 3:43

awww crap, I missed it! I wanted to bring my chihuahua... she has anger issues... lol

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:49

nhbasskid13 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 15:11

Well what did it say?

956TXking 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:02

Loser

Beach4life 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:03

i had a guinea pig once but it died 16 days after i got it

Nightxx 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:03

Poor thing....I meant the guinea pig.

LuckySecret23 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:03

ahhh. sad! haha sorry.

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