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ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

I bet you were saying FML while you were spewing liquids from both ends.. so don't act like a tough guy. hooray for ass vomit lol poor you OP.. that sucks.

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ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

Ain't nobody givin' two shits about that.

yh I've ha that once except I didn't have a bucket :'(

Rocketing both ends!

heard this before except the girl was also on her period

brutal man, been there before

I've had that happen, it sucks man

at least u had a bucket. this happened to me i had to puke on myself or poop on the floor

boo-fuckin'-hoo, this happens to millions of people a day. Jesus, people are pussies nowadays.

just remember to drink water, you'll get dehydrated really fast. I had this happen to me when I was 5, definitely a FML and the person isn't a "pussy".

E.coli, I would get checked out.

stop eating dick cheese XD

not an fml a f my day

I'm pretty sure the story your refering to is about the girl who got sick by looking at blood and was on her period. but yeah I feel bad for the OP.

if (thatIsTrue){ respond(); } Ouch... well at least it wasn't explosive when you used the can...

no one wants to hear about your bathroom problems..

I was thinking the exact same thing. Everyone gets sick like this sometimes, either from food poisoning or the Norwalk virus. I had the Norwalk virus a few years ago and was like this for 3 days. and wow, my life isn't fucked. get over it

'wow, my life isn't fucked, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty fucked at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the fuck over it. sooky little bitch.

Look on the bright side: OP could've been a girl on her period, peeing and crying with a runny nose. All while having diarrhea and vomiting.

oh you poor, poor soul. get better soon, dude =)

this happened 2 me after I got my chicken pox booster shot

Chinga Tu Vida

fuck your life I like the Spanish

wow. that's effort. using two outputs at the same time

Double output is fun, but not this kind!

Double input would be too. Maybe even hexa input (; eyes & ears are overrated.

sounds like something on south park

I'm pretty sure everyone has had this.

hahaa fuckk that not me

i had it this past week. boo-fucking-hoo. take some pepto bismol and get over it.

I bet you were saying FML while you were spewing liquids from both ends.. so don't act like a tough guy. hooray for ass vomit lol poor you OP.. that sucks.

We read about this not long ago, but the OP was a on her period. It sucks for you, but I think she "won" :)

I'm sure everyone has suffered this at some point in their life. Suck it up and get over it.

I've never had this happen to me

yeah me either, quit being insensitive bastards everyone.

that's gross. poor you, poopyman.