By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
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you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

some people get motion sickdumbass

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you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

Could have had turbulance.

She MISSED? Talk about an epic fail...Not to mention, flying when you're feeling ill? That's not exactly the brightest idea in the world, not only because of situations like this, but everyone is in closely confined quarters; so not only did she VOMIT on you, she potentially put everyone else at the risk of catching whatever she has. I know it's a lot of money to rebook your flight (last time I did it cost me almost $200) but seriously...it's not worth it to put other people's health at risk. And I agree with #1. Make her pay for dry cleaning.

some people get motion sickdumbass

Well #5 , when you book a flight, you can't change it last minute, and like the person above me said, some people get motion sickness. So think before you write, if you have common sense I mean.

Must have made for some awkward conversation...

Next time, I'd toss her ass out @ 30,000 fucking feet!

HAHAHAHA i've got to say that i've almost done that to someone... i managed to hit the bag tho. severely hungover... i felt bad for the guy next to me but at least i didn't get anything on him!!

How the heck did she miss? Your mouth should be inside the bag. Wow, FYL, the smell was be extremely pungent. I think I would have passed out, since I'm emitophobic.

That is gross..at that second flight must have been a bundle of joy lol.

I used to do that all the time to my mother. Needless to say we don't fly anymore.