Transportation: Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't...

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

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Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

Maxwellminpin 19

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Monday 6 June 2016 4:27

Could have had turbulance.

gooner123 0

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

That sucks!

Trouble19 0

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

Haha fail.

anglcdvl89 0

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:13

She MISSED? Talk about an epic fail...Not to mention, flying when you're feeling ill? That's not exactly the brightest idea in the world, not only because of situations like this, but everyone is in closely confined quarters; so not only did she VOMIT on you, she potentially put everyone else at the risk of catching whatever she has. I know it's a lot of money to rebook your flight (last time I did it cost me almost $200) but seriously...it's not worth it to put other people's health at risk. And I agree with #1. Make her pay for dry cleaning.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

PedoPancakes 7

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:53

Well #5 , when you book a flight, you can't change it last minute, and like the person above me said, some people get motion sickness. So think before you write, if you have common sense I mean.

karpaltunnell 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:14

Must have made for some awkward conversation...

JamesEast 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:19

Next time, I'd toss her ass out @ 30,000 fucking feet!

siren 0

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:20

HAHAHAHA i've got to say that i've almost done that to someone... i managed to hit the bag tho. severely hungover... i felt bad for the guy next to me but at least i didn't get anything on him!!

Broodman 1

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:21

How the heck did she miss? Your mouth should be inside the bag. Wow, FYL, the smell was be extremely pungent. I think I would have passed out, since I'm emitophobic.