Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you're not pregnant. =)
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Comments (194)
TheyStoleMyPiggy 6
Wow, did anyone else see the comment that called her an ignorant **** and told her to shut up about it? That one disappeared fast.
twisted_cherub 14
I've been there, OP. Only as a trucker instead of flying. Clench, breathe slow, turn on the air above your seat (for some reason I get a rush of fever when my stomach goes sour and cool air helps), and maybe ask a flight attended for a seat closer to the lavatory. Hang in there and feel better.
Sierra_Rose_1 4
sorry OP ! It just isn't your day ! hope all is worth it , where ever you are going !
stonedfishies 10
That's terrible! I'm sorry.
asherm 15
That sucks, hope you feel better soon!
havocmike 3
youre gross
Fmlsea 28
just not your week ,sorry to hear that op hopefully you get better soon .
Eureka17 7
Hmmmmm! All your openings are so active today!!!!!
ObviousMystery 0
Yes **** your life damn sorry
kimg0885 23
Ok first off I'm sorry for you that's horrible, but " liquid" diarrhea? Is there any other kind? That's why it can also be called the runs too right?
lepuppykicker 15
Sometimes it can be a little clumpy but still loose. OP probably means it as pure liquid coming out of the poop shoot.