Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you're not pregnant. =)
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Comments (194)
keeneh16 0
Could be worse. The plane couldve crashed.
truthbringer007 6
Sorry OP! Hope flights 3 & 4 aren't as bad!!!
BAMFefnir 0
Ouch
Listerinekiss_fml 7
Damn op what did you eat so I can avoid it. I hope you feel better though.
moneysgurl88 1
Poor you!
jbb8766 1
I'm feeling for all your holes :) hope u feel better
hockeyoceancity 13
Lets hope none of your fingers slip into any of her holes...
uni9804 0
who has four flights in one day?
unknown_user5566 27
Flight attendants. Pilots. Peter Griffin.
bmkc4 1
Maybe they are flying to another country and have to change flights several times
x_cutkiller_x_fml 6
I guess this is the hard way to lose weight.
tjstone 5
I hope you didn't have the kosher meal on the plane... one way to make the runs worst is THAT!
zombiibabii 4
I don't think I could even wish that on my worst enemy, lol. Get well soon, OP!