Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 327
You deserved it 5 672

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That's a different way to break the bed during sex...

THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean


Aww that sucks!! Poor op

aleeshttylXD 9

what a waste of a first comment.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Yep. That's why it's on FML.

Why you don't say.

TriflingAllDay 6

Poor OP?!? No sir, poor bed. It just got demolished by an overweight American.

21, just because the bed broke does not mean he/she is fat. Not all americans are fat, thats a stupid stereo-type.

He or she might not even be American. It never specified anything. I'd say let him trash Americans. It can be debated whether or not we're the leading world power, but there's no doubting we're one of the top.

TriflingAllDay 6

I guarentee you stereo-type people on a bus before you set next to someone. Same at a movie theater or a plane. So because I made a reference that alot of Americans are fat im wrong? And 33 America being a leading power in the world has nothing to do with a fat person breaking a bed. So a big Wtf to you.

Sinamoi 18

Speak for yourself. I judge people based on the attitude the individual presents, not because of a stupid stereotype.

TriflingAllDay 6

I would not feel comfortable sitting next to a ninja.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

49- Do not judge the ninja.

Sinamoi 18

I am saddened that you would stereotype us ninjas as cold blooded, midnight muderers. We are a trained and civil society. Many of us are working to acquire Ph.D's in assassinating, stealth, and African American history.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Fluttershy thinks it should be required for all ninjas to take her speciality course---"How to Care For All Living Creatures." She thinks that would dissuade them from becoming trained assassins.

TriflingAllDay - Please take your ridiculous generalisations elsewhere. And please understand that this isn't an American site. Many of the OPs and commenters are not American, so you can't assume this was written by an American. Oh, and **** you for acting like an ass clown.

Sparks808 10

That's sweet, though. I'm sorry it didn't end up so well. Boyfriend's FML: Today, I tried to be sexy by picking up my girlfriend and throwing her on the bed. She ended up going right through the bed, sexy time over. FML

unknown_user5566 26

1- Are you even old enough to be commenting on a sexual FML?

16- I liked your comment for your picture and name.

Rin_deviluke 3

Ah the curse of the first comment got her.

That's a different way to break the bed during sex...

TriflingAllDay 6

Actually they were not having sex yet..

My pelvic thrusts are too much for the pour bed to handle. Now I know how to break the bed properly.

TriflingAllDay 6


Hey look at the bright side if you fall off during sexy time it wont hurt as much than if you fell off a high bed

MindFreakazoid 10

25, I'm not much of a grammar nazi, but it's poor :) pass English next time, yeah?

Poor 75 didn't understand that 25 is accustomed to pouring water beds.

Inheritance 10

Bright side OP you know you're not overweight, just shit bed. :)

At first I was also thinking that the bed was probably just after consideration I have decided that OP must be a ghost and that is why OP was able to actually fall "through" the bed.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Glass bed?

Nah, just bought it from IKEA probably.

OP must be a ghost.

Octain 13

Heavy set girlfriend?

That would hurt

He must workout a LOT!!

Time for a new bed?

hockeyoceancity 13

Nah i think they like the big hole in their bed. Adds charactor.


TriflingAllDay 6

Character is best in the bedroom.

THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean

Almighty_Chris97 6

I don't, please explain.

You still wouldn't get it if it were explained. It's actually pretty self explanatory.

flockz 19

yep pretty self explanatory.... OP's elephant loves to cuddle in the early hours of the morning, playing Monopoly and watching Swamp People therefore wearing out the bed from extended use. who wouldn't know that?

How are you a 15 year old guy who doesn't understand this. Guy. 15. Guy. And what do guys (stereotypically) think of?

109- Monstertrucks, sports, cars, guns, explosions...I don't see how you think any of this is related.


I hope you weren't naked OP :)

Because we all like to have sex fully clothed...



it didn't say the OP had sex, it said 'in an attempt to be sexy' so the OP could have been clothed still

ChefPhilly 13

If you fell through the bed, how'd he even pick you up?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe it's just a weak bed...?

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#7 - Your picture frightens me...

ACClover169 1

I was thinking the same thing..

corinna12124 0

Jus bc the bed broke when he threw her down doesn't mean it's bc she's fat it could've been the beds old or weak or something don't be rude

Ouch that sucks D: ! Time for a new bed!

You might need to lose weight... Just saying

That was my first thought too, but then I realized that if she was heavy enough to break a bed, her boyfriend probably couldn't lift her, much less throw her. I think they probably just have a cheap bed. :/

Actually, on my old [crappy] bed, when my 56 pounds brother jumped on it, it broke. So, you could blame OP or the bed, but the bed is probably more accurate.

Maybe the boyfriend threw her down too hard

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Hulk smash?

dudette123456789 0

29- good job !!!!!

Is that some kind of new sex move...?

It's from a lost page of the Karma Sutra, actually.