Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you're not pregnant. =)
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Comments (194)
silent_bride 5
Ohhh man. I'm so sorry. Feel better soon! :(
mightymart 5
Sounds like à Nice day!
hurrican_fml 0
Flying just isn't your thing is it?
DivaDemona 6
I feel so sorry for you. I know what that's like. I wanna give you a hug :(
shadow134156 1
Dang
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Oh that sucks OP. hope you feel better!
kaymi 17
That's tragic. I want to give you a hug!
linkinpark98 24
Congratulations! You are now the FML queen!
The_F3rris 11
I feel for you. A couple weeks ago i started my period and the next day got food poisoning. FYL
MadFlyy707700 3
Oh that SUX lol !!!