Miscellaneous: Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really...

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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Classy.

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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By the unfortunate man - 19/07/2013 04:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML

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Punderful 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

Laxloverr24 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:59

that's repulsive

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Laxloverr24 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:59

that's repulsive

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

They like to share golden showers together D,: Next thing you know they'll be sword fighting.

Unregistered 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:15

soon as i read "me and my friend went hiking" i thought of brokeback mountain and the rest of the FML just strengthened my theory that the OP and his friend are gay lovers

thatoneguyinca 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:29

one of the rules of manhood is, don't piss in the wind..... lemme guess, if your from L.A......Runyon???

YDIGuy 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:42

Rofl xD @ OP Jeez do I need to say it, YDI for even attempting to pee on someone...

No_Heart 0

Monday 30 November 2009 8:12

There seems to be something wrong with your comment, you said "greatest movies of all time", yet you didn't mention A clockwork orange, BATTLE ROYALE, princess mononoke, punch drunk love or any of the other greastes films of all time.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 30 November 2009 2:00

Nature hates you! What did you do, litter on your way up?

dedcircuit 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:47

You do know that pee is natural, right? And that animals in nature pee where they want to? Are you that dim?

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Monday 30 November 2009 3:55

Wtf dedcircuit, they were just joking, take a chill pill ffs. OP: What the hell. What kind of people piss on each other? I love that this fml ends with, " So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again." Yeaaaaaaaah... That's the FML. given the choice I'd rather have my own piss in my face than someone elses. Heres a few FML's you had going for you: "Today, I realized I'm an infant. FML." "Today, I realized me and my friends try to piss on each other, FML." "Today, I realized I'm a gross weirdo, FML."

youreanidiot 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:14

I wouldn't blame nature for "shifting the wind direction", winds don't shift like that and from the situation it sounds like he was standing downwind of his friend, therefore his friend's piss hit him in the face. He then peed up back at his friend, upwind, and the wind brought it to his face. That makes this a definite YDI for not paying attention to which direction the wind was blowing in the first place, if its blowing from him to you at the beginning and him to you at the end it doesn't "shift".