Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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niknik2014 1
wow talk about disgusting... you should have had a mind of your own and and just gotten the tattoo....he used thfat as an excuse to get some anal and you fell for it..
sallen0046 4
You're disgusting, OP. First of all, you didn't have to use your butt hole for anything, you chose to do so. Don't act like you were forced to do something you could have easily refused. Why would you chose to remain in a relationship where you feel you need to 'negotiate' with sexual favors? If you're old enough to be married, you're old enough to make your own (though obviously inappropriate) decisions.
amadais 1
ooo what did it say?
theboldshadow 11
haha I don't see what's wrong here you had sex and got a tattoo
Dragons_corner 6
because they are married and from what it sounds the husband doesn't really like tattoo. would you like the person you said you will leave them when you die or they die to do something you don't like? you wouldn't like it and yes you would care that they don't think about what you care or think.
linhdaninja 0
this post is extremely random.. lol
towboatdude 0
So you gave up something. For something you wanted. And just how is this an FML? You know you like giving it up anyways. Or if you didn't then. You know you like it now.
Shutsuji 3
You goaded him with sex? You're a ****. :/
kmarie7823 7
I agree with 148! ^ when you get married it's not all about yourself anymore. you are both supposed to make decisions together to know you have each others trust and consent. my bf and I aren't married but we've been together over 3 years so we do compromise on things. I'd like a tattoo possibly but he's very anti tattoo so we'll have to find a middle ground on that issue. that's how you make things work and respect each other.
blueocean43 2
If he let you in return for sex, then he can't have been that much against tattoo's in the first place. He was just using what you wanted to force you into anal. What a controlling b*stard. Oh, and yes, I am married. I still have a choice in whether or not I have sex, what I do to my body etc.
Cinn_fml 23
The OP had a choice. She just decided that a tattoo was more important to her than doing something she didn't want to do to get it.