By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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Same thing different taste

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maggiefox 25
CurlyQute 17

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"


maggiefox 25

And at least he's not calling your snatch "The Eye of Sauron". Or generally referring to you as a ringwraith.

incoherentrmblr 21
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

whats the condition called?

No their not okay their is one way to spell Gandalf

revelation11B 10

Atleast he's not trying to cover the land of Middle Earth in darkness. Or saying "my preccciousssss"... Not sure which is worse.

wouldn't that be two different characters, neither of which were infamous for toe hair?

Technically no since Bilbo was a hobbit, and he called it his precious. Also Smeagal isn't the same type of hobbit as Bilbo or Frodo, but he is still a hobbit. But the cover Middle Earth into darkness yes that is wrong since that's Saron's goal, and he is not a hobbit.

informative thanks. I stick to useless star wars trivia and stop before I retain to much information.

Sméagol was a Stoor, an early type of river hobbit, before he was a ring-bearer.

CurlyQute 17

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"

I agree. "The sexy Hobbit" actually has a nice-- Ring to it. (:

What condition? Plenty of women grow hair on their toes (and other places)...they just remove it...

True story. Society likes to pretend that women don't have much body hair, and what there is is easily dealt with in the occasional bikini/underarm wax. Fact: most get hairs in various places that we don't discuss - couple on the chin here, a few on the stomach/chest there..varies a bit depending on ethnicity and age... Women tweeze and shave and worry they're not completely normal. It's normal. Love to all the sisters out there.

Or some women just leave it because we're all mammals.

I wrote a comment on this before, but it ms not here so I'll say it again: it sounds like PCOS to me.

Well OP specified "thick" hair. Maybe the hair on her toes is much thicker than normal.

oh no! you just told everyone our secret! lol

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm under the impression that both men and women have hair on literally every part of their bodies except for the palms of our hands and bottoms of our feet. It's just a matter of how thick and dark it grows in.

"no no" is a hair removal "heat treatment"

Hair removal wasn't such a big thing in the third age. Female hobbits were expected to leave their hair to grow naturally.

tinydancerjaz 5

just go with it. atleast he's accepting it.

football98_fml 20

Wear socks. Problem solved :)

Or stockings! Yeeeaaah… stockings… with stripes…

I don't think its fair that you think OP has to "wear socks" to cover her toe hair. Oh, no! Toe hair! Everyone has toe hair. Women too. "Problem solved"? I don''t understand why people think hair on women is a "problem". It's natural and normal. But if OP is embarrassed by it, she can simply remove it. That doesn't make it a "problem", though. It's just hair, people. Grow the **** up.

So does that go the same for guys with patchy facial hair? Because almost every girl I know thinks it's "a problem" and that the guy should shave even though it's also natural.

there are worse things to be called, like snookie for instance.

Well at least you can just shave it, and it's not like it would take forever either