And at least he's not calling your snatch "The Eye of Sauron". Or generally referring to you as a ringwraith.

Ask Gandolf for a cure...

whats the condition called?

You spelled Gandalf wrong.

spelt*

#81, both are correct.

No their not okay their is one way to spell Gandalf

There*

wouldn't that be two different characters, neither of which were infamous for toe hair?

Technically no since Bilbo was a hobbit, and he called it his precious. Also Smeagal isn't the same type of hobbit as Bilbo or Frodo, but he is still a hobbit. But the cover Middle Earth into darkness yes that is wrong since that's Saron's goal, and he is not a hobbit.

informative thanks. I stick to useless star wars trivia and stop before I retain to much information.

Sméagol was a Stoor, an early type of river hobbit, before he was a ring-bearer.

The precious is ours.

Asshole

Get burned bitch

I agree. "The sexy Hobbit" actually has a nice-- Ring to it. (:

Ba dum tsss

True story. Society likes to pretend that women don't have much body hair, and what there is is easily dealt with in the occasional bikini/underarm wax. Fact: most get hairs in various places that we don't discuss - couple on the chin here, a few on the stomach/chest there..varies a bit depending on ethnicity and age... Women tweeze and shave and worry they're not completely normal. It's normal. Love to all the sisters out there.

Or some women just leave it because we're all mammals.

I wrote a comment on this before, but it ms not here so I'll say it again: it sounds like PCOS to me.

Well OP specified "thick" hair. Maybe the hair on her toes is much thicker than normal.

oh no! you just told everyone our secret! lol

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm under the impression that both men and women have hair on literally every part of their bodies except for the palms of our hands and bottoms of our feet. It's just a matter of how thick and dark it grows in.

"no no" is a hair removal "heat treatment"

Hair removal wasn't such a big thing in the third age. Female hobbits were expected to leave their hair to grow naturally.

#18, marry me?

YES!

Or stockings! Yeeeaaah… stockings… with stripes…

I don't think its fair that you think OP has to "wear socks" to cover her toe hair. Oh, no! Toe hair! Everyone has toe hair. Women too. "Problem solved"? I don''t understand why people think hair on women is a "problem". It's natural and normal. But if OP is embarrassed by it, she can simply remove it. That doesn't make it a "problem", though. It's just hair, people. Grow the **** up.

So does that go the same for guys with patchy facial hair? Because almost every girl I know thinks it's "a problem" and that the guy should shave even though it's also natural.