Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
verlien 0
I do that and it always works.
ydi_4_suking 20
love will always prevail
iianalove987 7
Haha, it does. :)
bachooka 5
yuppers works like a charm... hubby gets so pissed that he can't continue the argument. problem solved!
bachooka 5
yuppers works like a charm... hubby gets so pissed that he can't continue the argument. problem solved!
docscientist 10
If by problem solved you mean festering resentment and unresolved issues, then congrats!
Kawboy 1
I do it too! i only do it cause I hate to fight especially over dumb shit!
JacksonCampbell 9
Works like a charm.
KJLD5 0
says "iianalove" lol.
SCREAM4meeee 0
Baha, does it work? :O
kingtz 6
Only if she screams "I LOVE YOU TOO" back at him.
bachooka 5
whether they say it back or not... they usually stop talking to you :)
ImaWiseGuy 5
it's a very effective way to end a argument, not a very effective way to end a fight....
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
um... just saying, your scream mask turns me on;)
ceddyz17 10
I love you Jenny
YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
Ali333 0
Bahaha
sweetcheeksjvl 0
I'm guessing he hopes the argument will turn into make up sex.
slynoble32 11
lol i kno alot of ppl who need some of that
donaldthegrump 23
I know several people who could use this...
barlessprison 16
Well, you can try to talk to him unless you're the type of girl who dumps her boyfriend the minute you find a flaw.
RODEOqueen 0
She is trying to talk to him.
RockstarRN 10
Someone's bitter!
lmfaoooooooooo 4
it sounds like you just got dumped by your girlfriend
RileyL29 0
looks like hes single for tha night(;
Theguy614 0
bitches are cruel man
SpamPam 18
I have to say, not being willing to talk about grievances in a relationship is a helluva flaw and I would not expect anyone to put up with that. Communication is key in a relationship
loski87 4
lol sounds like a keeper...
livingdeadgirl9 0
Fail.
catyboo93 0
so was your dads condom.
keyboo 0
lmao I'm still laughing I am picturing this guy head his ears eyes shut just screaming I love u
SeasonedLemur 5
Ah the ol' I love you line! Never fails to defuse an argument, he's obviously well educated in the art of relationships!
RyanMacVey 17
ahaha sounds like something i would do
RyanMacVey 17
boners its been to long babe
Monikabug 9
Damn it! I just bought these pens! If you so much as pucker your lips at them, boii, you will be sorry. *Runs off to inject poison into the ink of my pens*
RyanMacVey 17
why do all my comments get negitive votes??? ): am i really that unlikable???
RyanMacVey 17
cheers mate -.-
chlorinegreen 27
lol I get negative votes too. fml is a bunch of haters! jk... sorta
RyanMacVey 17
dont worry... they only hate on the kool people (:
DocBastard 40
Yeah gayboii, keep telling yourself that. You could always, oh I don't know, start a new account that isn't inexorably linked to pen fellatio?
whisperingeye13 0
a lecture on maturity from someone who just said "LOLOLOL"?
baldou16 0
LOLOLOLOL IM MATURE TOO!... now wheres my mommy I gotta change my diaper.
No_LoveMM 3
http://imgtfy.com/you+are+a+*******+idiot
No_LoveMM 3
1. My post was not directed towards you... 2.My post was a purely aesthetic, and satirical form of your post. Deliberately changed to try to make a point. Easy there big guy.
No_LoveMM 3
And feeling the need to say that I look up to myself and worship myself or boasting about my physical appearance on my profile is an EXTREMELY better method. You guys are smart...
No_LoveMM 3
I am very proud of you.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I don't believe that's not your real photo, boners. You're the only one with a photo of Bin Laden's death.
YacL 15
I'm an orange, that's a key, there's an emo clown on TV
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha sucks for you
Elledanae 0
You might want to: a) try to talk to him about it so he can see that talking it out is better or b) end it now.
tsukaga2isuwaya 0
a) "I love you." b) Because that is so much more mature.