Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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sgtgrim570 0
wet pussy fail
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.
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Comments (255)
sgtgrim570 0
wet pussy fail
joker125 0
lool learn to stop peeing fast gawd
Bugatti_Veyron 1
ydi for peeing you sick freak!
tampabayfan 22
lol
sexpistol 0
for peeing? omg, that's so sick! who on earth would ever think of doing such a thing as...peeing! uh...what? how does that make someone a sick freak?
Horney4her69 0
cats are for fags
xXSc3n1cXx 0
havent we seen one like this before? like a couple of days ago?
jamie_leeann23 0
my puppy comes w/me in the bathroom all the time, poor kitty though, hahaha I hope your weener hurts. :)
kelcken 0
sure have
seanreddog 4
Oh my god!!! you pee? you are most definitely a sick freak. pee? really? gross.
CharliePoops 0
Cat with a pee fetish. Hmmmm.
Felendris 0
I thought from now on anything not having to do with the message you replied to will be deleted? ok, hold on that was a terrible wording I thought from now on if you post s comment in reply to another and it doesn't have anything to do with the original post, it would be deleted. or was it only that one post?
AJG390 0
Ha ha. I like how all of these comments have been moderated :p.
ggggiggity 0
YDI for having a pussy.
RachelTM 0
@Felendris: It's going to continue onto other FMLs.
marleytooyou 0
yikes!!!!
Felendris 0
mmk thanks. oh, and #1, I congratulate you for not saying you-know-what you-know-when xD
Sirin_fml 47
You would think that people would get the message, but noooo...
marleytooyou 0
more like f the cats life
YourEvilHero 12
why are u peeing in a bowl? use a toilet!
iheart655 0
56 fails.
failirl 0
http://tinyurl.com/yz7dyfs/sammi/index.php?id=1c79a30ee151c181584d49bc6a76e83a
tman118 0
go **** yourself
Philosophic 0
I agree with 56 and 1; if you put your cat in a wet bowl; it'll be a wet pussy. Why'd you pee on a cat in a bowl, though?
lolalovesyou 0
Um, the part of the toilet that you pee in is called the toilet bowl.
lovs2fuk 0
what's that mean @42
Freeze_fml 17
In reply to 47, Best rule ever. About time.
sublimaze 6
who doesn't like a wet pussy?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I knew there were going to be "wet pussy" jokes but right from the start? Impressive. I don't even know how you could have everything out and about with an animal in the room. I would always be nervous they might just snap and try to take something off.
boopityboppity 11
RachelTM and Sirin, I think you're going to have to modify that rule soon. I foresee a lot of people just adding "I agree with #1" and then writing their unrelated post.
Sirin_fml 47
Yes, common sense will be exercised in relation to this first post reply abuse. We merely enforce the rules at this point, and those unhappy with it would be advised to read said commenting rules ;)
toaster468 0
not to burst your bubble but the OP is a man
Theblue_fml 0
i agree with 77. SPACEBALLS RULES!!!!(this is completely related to the FML because they got scratched in the balls)
panic222354 0
lmfao!
AJG390 0
It doesn't matter if its related to the FML. It matters if its related to the comment you are replying to.. Which your comment is not related to the first comment. Which is what they are trying to prevent, so people actually comment on their own and not just reply to someone else's comment to get their comment higher up..
SanadB 0
just be glad you only got scratched
tweetbaby14 18
lol 1 that's nice. and OP you're a guy why so you have a pet cat? not that's there's anything wrong with it but it's very unusual...
cocopuff96 0
ya I agree, in a way why would you have a cat? and in the room witch u doing that? what gets me is a man with a cat... what have people come to these days.
Theblue_fml 0
I agree 77. People shouldn't just say I agree #1 and then post their unrelated comment like I did. My apologies superior grasshopper.
cherrypieguy 0
sirin will you kill 10 babies when someone replies to #1 as well as when #1 shouts first. the world will be doomed!
beau11 0
it probaly thought ur balls were the toy and Haha u will think before ur car follows into an bathroom
bubbarific 0
ydi for not appreciating a wet pussy
Peacemaker9 7
lol wow sounds like the beginning of a crappy day......so what happened next?
failsaif 0
fail. this is a guy
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol @ #1 there was a wet "schlong" too (scratched in a bad place)
rawr_iliketacos 0
i hate when that happens! especially when it falls in the toilet and tries to grab your dick to stay up! my cat does that to me all the time!!! XD I'm sorry. OP, that sucks. I'm sorry for your wiener.
quddthanqq 0
what
jesssssssss_fml 0
I guess you'll get a dog now..since the whole pussy thing wasn't working for you..?
gregsdaman 0
I <3 bungholes!!!
urielxxx 0
shutup you stupid fat nerd.
gregsdaman 0
I suggest a ball cup with a little built in penis hole...it will never happen again!
XxKeLs3yxX 0
#139 were you the girl who tried to get a girls attention and failed like in the other FML?? lmao
gregsdaman 0
I'm not fat asshole
XxKeLs3yxX 0
because judging by ur pic it looks like you are.
StoryOfTheYear 15
lawless 152, kinda what I was thinking. she sed yeh I hate when that happens and had to do a take on her pic and I'm like... not natural :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
hah, lol that's lawl not law-less XD
ImaginaryFoe 1
#139, are you transgender or a drag queen or am I completely misunderstanding your pic and/or comment?
paigeatsflesh 11
I think 139 was kidding. but I can't be sure. erg I'm confused ^~^
StoryOfTheYear 15
hi confused, my names Loren, I thought your name was Paige? (lame joke of the day :D)
beaner12 0
penis
paigeatsflesh 11
I don't get it....
paigeatsflesh 11
oOoOoOoOo. hehe I get it!! your a clever one aren't cha!
StoryOfTheYear 15
you said i'm confused, when you introduce yourself to someone you say (in example, myself) I'm Loren , so I pulled out that dry joke :( sry if it ain't funny, I try :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol k you got it :P thx, man I hate this anti flood thing, takes like 30 seconds to post again on this iPod
paigeatsflesh 11
haha I knoww. xD it's very annoying. and I think you are very funny. and I like your name^-^
StoryOfTheYear 15
I must be on a roll takes one joke and I'm funny :) yah tho by the time I finally post again someones posted under me/above me thx for the compliment
paigeatsflesh 11
anytimmeeee
squirell_AIDS69 0
#139 has a dick? ehh not surprising
pinkmd 0
win
smartman136 8
umm@139 W. T. F is u a chick or lady gaga cause either ur a chick or a weird guy wth a chick as his pic
iitz4l3x 0
rules are gay
JoshTheMaggot 8
haha #1 sadly this is the only pussy he can get wet lmao.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
FINALLY!! The whole first post replying abuse was unbearably annoying, so it's great to hear those types of comments will finally be moderated! :D
luckymay 0
hahaha I don't think he did, it was a tramitised. :p
GreenDayRoxs 0
storyoftheyear you changed your pic! xD
StoryOfTheYear 15
yeh, that's me :|
tweetbaby14 18
oh come on I call bull sirin. 115 just posted an unrelated comment and his stupid thing is still there. I think you are just moderating comments of people that you know are funnier than you. thanks for playing bullsh*t
urielxxx 0
fail!!!
afatmonkey 0
Not really. At least it wasn't a homeless man with a bottle opener and a crack pipe. Happened to my cousin. He's never been the same.
ericownz101 0
lol afatmonkey i love you
paigeatsflesh 11
no i do!
ericownz101 0
paige not to be one of those creepers without pics that hit on girls... but holy crap you're adorable! lol
mexicantumblewee 0
but she eats flesh
yourlifesfucked 0
... giggity
paigeatsflesh 11
aw thank youuuu(:
Umm_Jaesa 0
that's actually slightly hilarious .
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.
vanillathirteen 0
roflles
pooley 0
yes it is it happens to me all the time
Olympian94 0
You look very disturbing.
paigeatsflesh 11
lmfao^^^
tman118 0
damn I ******* hate you
daniel1_1 13
She does
paigeatsflesh 11
well I love you!
Theblue_fml 0
do you play with toys sometimes too?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Olympian, do you only come on FML to comment on girls' pics? Just wondering. Mermaid, where have you been? I missed your comments!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
ImaginaryFoe, I left temporarily because I got sick of mean people on here :) Then I decided to come back and laugh at other people's pain ^_^
MF12 0
I know! I didn't really notice, but when I saw Mermaid's comment I was like "Where has she been?"
StoryOfTheYear 15
I thought your face was a demon It's a common mistake, really.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Seriously... what the **** is it with people making comments about my picture saying it's creepy or demonic?!
StoryOfTheYear 15
1. red rings around your eyes 2. slight depressed frown 3. evil stare I'm sure your a fine and normal person, but it's a bad pic, just change it
StoryOfTheYear 15
sorry, LOOKS like a frown, at first glance
manslayerbob 0
LOL I see what u did there.
WhatANoob 0
I like it.
bleedinginside 0
lol
lajaynay 15
poor cat. don't let it into the bathroom with you anymore.
XxKeLs3yxX 0
WTF! poor cat lol? the cat wasnt the one who got his balls scratched!
vball_luvah 2
true 159. but the cat was freaked out because it fell into a toilet filled with pee. and saw the OP's junk. that's why the cat tried to take a swipe at it, and succeeded. sooo...FTL for both. and btw you have pretty hair :) i'm not trying to be creepy or anything. just a compliment.
mexicantumblewee 0
you have so. much. hair.
RusselFaraday 0
ydi for letting your cat in but fyl for gettin scratched there
samantha_durano 6
lol your cat's a dumbass.
seanreddog 4
Hey, don't get mad at the cat. It just pussied out for one second. it's not his fault!!!
thirdbase1733 0
love how ur pic is a cat but your username say dog
CrazeDblaze 0
well the op is retarded for letting the cat stay and watch him piss
RuukasuNinja 0
Sam you are super hot :D
awesomechica1229 5
I feel sorry for u, but feel worse for the cat
jonnyboy95 0
that sucks! ouch