Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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Comments (250)
fuckyu 0
eww thhhat succcckkkkss
mickle1026 0
lmao totally moderated!!! wow depends!!!
XassassinX 0
loll how fail
iTROLL 0
LMFAO
roxygold 0
Bed wetting is also a sign of sexual abuse when someone was a child.
Adriennerox211 0
:3
snafu57 1
THIS IS IN CAPS FOR YOU INSENSITIVE IDIOTS OUT THERE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. FROM A MEDICAL BACKGROUND, I DO KNOW THERE ARE OVERACTIVE BLADDERS AND KIDNEYS, UTIs and all other things that can be tried. Having tried them, she DID THE ONLY OTHER THING LEFT WITH THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. HONESTY. Let's see if he is an honorable man and steps up to the plate. God bless.
sole_fml 0
Hey, c'mon it's not a big deal if you won't let it become a big deal. If your boy friend can't cope woth it. Never mind. He won't be the lucky guy, you spend time with. ******* RELAXE !Don't stress yourself!!! avengersrage[at]yahoo.com
reeree1234 0
does he turn you on that much?
Juneee_fml 0
I feel your pain bro