Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML
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Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

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I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

Drinking what?

Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

Maybe you should cut back on the drinking

Good thing you didn't dip your dick in melted chocolate. It'd be like dropping acid with needles, or something like that.

that shit can smell dude she prolly threw out the bed~ or doused it in cleaner<3