By - 27/2/2020 20:00

Completely wet

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By daengh | 15

#7886045 - Thursday 27 February 2020 23:07

Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

By ahabsfan | 14

#7886015 - Thursday 27 February 2020 20:23

I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

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By ahabsfan | 14

#7886015 - Thursday 27 February 2020 20:23

I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

By demix_fml | 32

#7886022 - Thursday 27 February 2020 20:40

Drinking what?

Sean Martin | 10

#7886024 - Thursday 27 February 2020 20:42

Alcohol

By daengh | 15

#7886045 - Thursday 27 February 2020 23:07

Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7886076 - Friday 28 February 2020 1:35

Maybe you should cut back on the drinking

By RichardPencil | 28

#7886094 - Friday 28 February 2020 4:52

Good thing you didn't dip your dick in melted chocolate. It'd be like dropping acid with needles, or something like that.

By lawldude | 3

#7886467 - Saturday 29 February 2020 20:04

that shit can smell dude she prolly threw out the bed~ or doused it in cleaner<3