Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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EpiC_WiFi 0
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prettyprincess2 0
thats nasty that you still wet the bed. you seriously need to be potty trained again and maybe get even more help than that
alexFYL 11
It's ridiculous that you think that being potty trained is the issue here. You seriously need to go back to school and pay attention in science and maybe even get more help than that.
freshx_fml 6
you may want to talk to your doctor about your paraurethral glands, or Skene's glands, it was officially renamed the prostate by the Federative International Committee on Anatomical Terminology.
lauuuure 0
o yea fyl
nklinker10 0
LOL... Don't tell him it's urine :D
boboland 0
So what? I still wet the bed sometimes.. it's something that isn't our fault... I take medication for it though.. you should try get some.. All of you: What you doing? Making fun? What if all you lot wet the bed at night? Would we laugh? No because it's not nice and we know what it's like. It has nothing to do with potty training.. thats teaching us how to go potty when we urge.. It's really embarressing I know but still.. grow up! Some people have these problems!
Flabwagger 0
that sucks... everyone that says you deserve it and that you need help can all go **** themselves
perdix 31
If you do piss the bed, tell him it's female ejaculate, and he is so ******* sexy you can't help it. That'll pump his ego so much, he won't care that your lady-come looks and smells like what everyone else calls pee.
WiNnIpEgMoNaRcHs 0
that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen you write . haha.
metazoanhaddock 11
win
Extacy23 0
don't worry about it..
kh2soldier 1
lol u shouldA gone to a docter to get that checked u might have some prblems down there