Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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jordaninja 0
And did he find this sexy...? If so...0_o
princes1323 0
wow haha that sucks u should get some help there's gotta like medicine or something for that
badbowtie 0
I was deathly afraid of this issue with my wife, all ended well, we were married fir 4 years before I completlystopped. I feel your pain.
kamakozei5 3
lol funny funny funny
caremedy 6
OP, I am sorry. Do know that it tends to get better with time. I am now 28 and have had this problem my whole life, although now it's down to about 1-2X per year. I know that doctors can do a lot, so I would recommend getting checked out (although the medications didn't work for me). I am married and have a wonderful 3 yo daughter, so it is not a automatic dead end for a relationship. I sometimes have to change the sheets in the middle of the night... but my husband is VERY understanding. Good luck!
Sammara 0
Finally, an intelligent comment on this topic! I hope her boyfriend was understanding. There's definitely a shock and a knee-jerk "Yuck" reaction factor here, but hopefully once he got past that...
pandemic_fml 0
This. You are not doing anything wrong, OP. If your boyfriend is not understanding, he shouldn't be your boyfriend. And if you went to the doctor (I think someone already mentioned this) all they would tell you is not to drink anything three hours before bed and cut down on caffine. Though if it's serious there are medications, but they'd rather try this first.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
good FML
ambermoony 0
I would definitely see a doctor about that, it can be a sign of reproductive cancers, especially if it has gotten worse or improvement has stopped.
lolfmlfail 0
not gonna lie this made me lol
CoolHipDude 0
Still? wtf. And what was his reaction?
Via_Was_Herree 0
get a diaper?