Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
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sugarandspice33
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"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
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jonriise18
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Why isn't it!?
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toenibbler
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He's a keeper
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MineIsBigger
| 5
At least he wasnt shitting in it...
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43trauts
| 14
or jizzing
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coletrain11
| 5
This is always the first response to any boyfriend/girlfriend FML. Are people that desperate to get first comment that they can't be original?
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thisiscat
| 14
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it
Notice there's no P in it
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toenibbler
| 14
To explain: I thought that this truly fits in this situation
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hellokaitty13
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34, I'm pretty sure it's. Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no p in it. Keep it that way. Justlook at my picture Hun :). You stole it from my picture thanks
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melchibr_fml
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41- I down voted your comment because you're taking credit for a saying that almost everyone has seen. It may be your picture, but in no way whatsoever was the saying stolen from you.
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_BradyBunch_
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Also 34, that's exactly what she said.
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AFCA020
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Why is it not ok again?
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Meggers1
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Nobody cares, it's just a picture. If you have it, surely it is elsewhere as well. Chillax home slice, everything will be fine.
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nic7973
| 23
please dont pee in our pool, we dont swim in your toilet?
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DKjazz
| 20
If you p in a loo, does it make it into a loop?
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kooochris1995
| 14
Welcome to our p.
Notice there is no ool in it because it is really just pee.
Notice there is no ool in it because it is really just pee.
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AdamBasebal69
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The water is gonna turn blue!!!!! :0
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MineIsBigger
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Only if youre prego
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GovernorGeneral
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41- bitch nobody probaby has ever seen you before to steal your picture. You have 7 comments. =.=
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thisiscat
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41-Well, I was going to reply with an argument, but other commenters have solved this problem for me.
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nic7973
| 23
nice!
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_BradyBunch_
| 7
Sorry, my comment was meant for 41
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Aquawave7
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41- That is so not your picture because I have seen it before bitch. Get over yourself!
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Isaac_The_Man
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41- Well SOPA's gonna go crazy on you for stealing that picture.
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omgo_fml
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Lmao
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ajh557
| 22
You can pee in a pool that's why their is a shit ton of chlorine
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stevenJB
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To #1 I hate that comment it's stupid and overused!
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toenibbler
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sorry man, but I just thought it could be used here… nice bass btw! I have an ibanez gsr 200 :)
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HeartnSoul
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I have that same one as well, black too. Pretty good for a starter
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The_Troller
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At first I thought you said nice as. I was a little confused.
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The_Troller
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*Ass
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teague95
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To #3 there is a reply button.
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stevenJB
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To 146. I know I wanted the comment in plain view so other ppl get the msg. To toenibbler: thx ibanez are sexyness Also :)
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jonriise18
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Why isn't it!?
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Maybe it was opposite day?
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
I know, my first thought when reading this FML was "it's not?"
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skygirl_01
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Odd-colored Pool.
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slick5880
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I think it only applies in pools that change color if you pee in them but I might need a judge's ruling.
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eminemop
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Agreed. I live in the water, where else am I supposed to go?!
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jonriise18
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81 - no. Just no.
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sabrinarock33
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Psh everyone has peed in a poolxD it's just natural instinct!
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VonBlitzkrieg
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What the Hell is wrong with you people? Every pool has bathrooms nearby. Why would you turn the pool into a toilet? The chlorine isn't like.a magical substance than instantly makes everything clean. It's meant to take care of basic filth but it will never clean your urine, you ignorant apes. Before you bitch at me, look it up.
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countryb_cth
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@246 its called a joke, look it up :)
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sugarandspice33
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"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
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thisisafunnyname
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Poopool. Now it has pee and poop!
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THE_A_TEEN
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^ Sounds like someone S-S-S-ST-T-T-T-Stutters.
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CockAsian
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Damn it. I was going to say that, because we have that sign on our gate to our pool.
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AlaskanEskimo34
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^hahaha your name and pic. That's fuckin hilarious.
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CockAsian
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Thanks. I try to be.
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tessa1110001
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That's from Reba!!!
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Superstitious
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Better peeing in the pool than peeing into the pool...
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MCTime
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Aw, he's a grown up!
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Rddvl
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Grown ups don't really pee in the pool..
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n3rdzgotskillz
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32 - sarcasm is quite clearly not your forte.
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THE_A_TEEN
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...or movie references for the matter.
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Rddvl
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Oh I apologize..I forgot the scene from grown ups. Excuse my moment of idioticy.
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DocBastard
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It's fine. It's not like they add a chemical to the pool water that turns it blue in the presence of urine.
Right?
Right?
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MonsterCommenter
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Well, you're the doctor, so you've got to be right. Right?
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jbloogle
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Is that a thing? Because I've peed in pools.
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VonBlitzkrieg
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#233 Why do you think that's ok?
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OhHeySlogan
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Ugh. I didn't know it was "standard" to pee in pools but last year I found myself in a room with 10 other people and I was the only one who had never done it! So gross. I feel ya, OP.
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Spinnmaster
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I would love to hear how y'all got on that topic..? "
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Calyx_fml
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Public pools are gross. It's like swimming in a chlorinated toilet. Large lakes are better, but even then you're swimming in fish piss and rat crap. The best is a spring fed mountain river.
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Bekll
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I never have either. I was shocked when I found out it's "normal" to have done it at least once.
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koolkat27
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55- please explain to me how there is rat crap in lakes? is there some kind of ratfish i havent heard of?
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crammer1
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I haven't either... I've met plenty of people who either pee in the pool or shower. I've never done it. It doesn't feel natural to me and personally I would guilty making other people swim in my piss. Guess others just don't care. Lol
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cmanaus
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It's pretty amazing. You should do it
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OhHeySlogan
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My sister and her friend said something about how they had peed near someone who they were mad at and I got mad because I had swam in that pool. When I asked the others to defend me, they all guiltily admitted that they do it all the time!
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IdaLim
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Oh dang. But it's okay. He can create a replica of the yellow river..
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danishbagel
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Which happens to not actually be yellow but a reddish-orange...
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periwinkle95
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We all know that we only pee in public pools! Haha
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eminemop
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Usually when I have to pee, the first thing that comes to mind is NOT "Oh, I have to pee. Guess I should find a public pool to piss in."
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KiddNYC1O
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This is why I don't attend public pools.
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nic7973
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its a rule, isnt it?
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periwinkle95
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You would only pee in a public pool if you were swimming it. Not go look for one to piss in. I was just kidding anyways, jeez.
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Mr_Que_Dijo23
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Now I see who wears the pants in the relationship!;) ha
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genquad
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Wrong post?