Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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martic835 2
I had bed wetting issues from ages 9-11. Turns out I had sleep apnea. Please look into it.
Sammara 0
Yes, that is definitely the correct thing to do in a healthy relationship: lie about things that actually affect day to day life! This was in reply to someone up there...I hit reply, sorry about the weird posting placement, not sure what happened!
gilAS 0
either A) ur waaayyy to young to b even thinking of spending the night at his house or B) ur parents must b really ashamed of u and u shudnt b havin bfs anyways cuz u got way to many personal issues to deal with.
kdodoubleg 0
I have heavy periods and my husband has a bowel disorder... there are worse bodily functions to deal with in the middle of the night, yours is at least one there are things you can proactively do to improve!
ToonKid 0
oh I don't know... I'm the type of guy who'd be into that kind of thing... and more...
d4m4s74 12
It's better to tell it then letting him find out when it happens. But there are meds you can take on nights you're with him so you won't wet, or you can just convince him to let you wear nighttime diapers
TenderWhispers 0
wear depends, grow up
Scourge87 0
OP I am guessing you already searched for professional help, if you havent, by all means do so. Anyways, that sucks, has to be extremely embarrassing. On a lighter note, if he does not show to be disgusted or freaked out, you have a keeper :3
misswicked 0
um......u might want to get that checked!
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
lol are u 5 or a 100
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
5 or 100*
bribearr 6
umm are you a bitch or a bitch?:)