FML : Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's...

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Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 November 2011 03:00 / United States

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By JinxosGirl87 | 0

#3652137 - Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

By fluffy_nuggets | 0

#3652224 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:10

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

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By JinxosGirl87 | 0

#3652137 - Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

Coacy | 6

#3652164 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:02

Wait, you use the toilet?

enonymous | 8

#3652243 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:13

Just tell him you've been using the next door neighbors sprinkler system as your shower

truthurt47 | 0

#3652332 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:21

3: No we use it to wash our heads

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3652383 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:33

#3, that is this "toilet" you speak of?

Coacy | 6

#3652424 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:42

Your overthinkin it, bud.

dyble95 | 0

#3652456 - Monday 28 November 2011 10:01

Couldn't he have just been wanting to take a piss and then have shower?

klol_fml | 11

#3652521 - Monday 28 November 2011 10:42

did anyone notice that OP is a man..?

slushpup9696 | 12

#3652568 - Monday 28 November 2011 11:19

35 - Yes, gay people exist. Shocking, I know, but they're around.

lionheart822 | 13

#3652672 - Monday 28 November 2011 12:08

Tbh, it could just be the boyfriend's way of asking where the bathroom is.....hmm maybe not, FYL indeed OP.

Ekh0es | 34

#3653576 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:46

35 - NO WAY. REALLY? Woah! -_-

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3656250 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:14

28- no, you're over thinking it. But then again, you don't seem very bright, you might actually over think breathing.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3656383 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:30

35 IS A HOMOPHOBE

NanillaVipples | 2

#3656999 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:41

I pee in the shower every morning because I'm in a hurry and need to multitask, and I'm just that lazy, plus it saves water!

By gurpreet | 5

#3652142 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:00

Gross.

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3652235 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:12

He probably was hard and didn't want to spray all over the OP's toilet

SkoomaKi | 24

#5115548 - Sunday 4 November 2012 22:09

#2 - How is it "gross"? It's just a little tinkle.

By FrankHotpants | 30

#3652177 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:04

This is why moving in is a big deal. It's good you know now that he's just sleeping over.

By greg84_fml | 21

#3652183 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:05

And the problem is???

EddiE_CN | 8

#3653393 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:44

He's taking a leak in the shower, instead of a toilet.

airforce987 | 20

#3653782 - Monday 28 November 2011 18:52

You know peeing in the shower saves 534 gallons of water per person annually?

greg84_fml | 21

#3658125 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:56

I will admit, I slightly misread that, I thought she said he had to pee and take a shower...

JennyBear101 | 0

#3671031 - Friday 2 December 2011 1:30

Ya ik wat is the problem atleast he didn't say "how do you get to the backyard" or "where's the garbage can"

By teague95 | 16

#3652201 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:08

when you gotta go you gotta go

Coacy | 6

#3652342 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:25

So true...

Achall91 | 17

#3656041 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:41

Yeah and he could go in the toilet. Just like regular people.

By Irchell | 17

#3652215 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:09

Winning

number0 | 8

#3653968 - Monday 28 November 2011 19:53

Losing

By alstbv12 | 13

#3652222 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:09

Maybe he just wants to be sure he doesn't miss the toilet and make a mess. So ungrateful.

alstbv12 | 13

#3654153 - Monday 28 November 2011 21:10

Sarcasm is dead.

alexwarfield333 | 1

#3656221 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:10

Hey that guy in your profile pic that's my dad.

By fluffy_nuggets | 0

#3652224 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:10

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3652268 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:14

First a litter box, now a not-currently used shower??

Doesn't anyone consider using the what is probably now know as the white water bowl thingy??

By truthurt47 | 0

#3652275 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:15

He meant the bathroom. Common sense

HogwartsDropout7 | 0

#3655171 - Monday 28 November 2011 23:29

The common sense in which you obviously lack?

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