Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Caz_the_Spaz 6
Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.
maskedman 9
Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.
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Comments (76)
martyshay 0
lol
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.
guckylynn 19
People walk in late for class all the time. Who really cares?
jessxoxo28 5
^ agreed
RaKum12 0
agree with #14 n jessxoxo28 is hot
fudrick 0
Wow, #36, way to cream your pants over a mediocre looking girl over the Internet.
Instanguy 0
ha
ActionManly 11
I think fudrick is hot
bloodhoundbambam 0
1 #40
Skaternate77 0
ouch hahahahhahahahhaha
D_Thr33 0
as far as I know leaving the heat on won't warm up your car until the engine is warm anyway
xFattyxWhalex 0
no shit. are you dumb on purpose?
superHydrate 4
as far as I know, when your key is at that keyhole thing in your car, the car won't lock. unless you turnoff the engine, get the key off the hole thing, and put it on the seat. if that's what happened the you don't need to go to that class, that won't help you. ever. again. in your life. not curable state of mind.
Cupcaken 0
yes it will? cars actually CAN lock when turned on. idiot.
idkweird 0
#59, only certain cars have that feature. A lot of cars can lockwhile they are running.
sexypancake 0
Night class blows.
maskedman 9
Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.
mattis78 0
Do this. Would seriously be funny
boltman24 0
lol damn bad luck
the_duce 0
lame
jk0ng 0
FAIL!
girlzrule94587 0
lol. this made me laugh, but it musta hurt