Just pish yerself

By Casey - 14/10/2010 18:20 - United States

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 877
You deserved it 4 884

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make his ass sleep in the bathtub

If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.

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he has dirty rompers!! ;)

OP- look on the bright side! Cleaning it up can be good practice if you ever choose to have a baby! :p

14--awesome dog.

umm.. who the fuck cares he said first? get over yer selfffff!! >_<

13, look at his pic... doesn't take a genius to figure that one out!

I'm kidding, just so y'all know... I'm straight, but i'm not one to talk...

get that idiot a diaper and stop bitchin about it

Marriage is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!!

Be greatful you have a boyfriend, you dirty little hampster!!!!!

I'm actually not gay but BI. so I don't really give a shit what people say about me. I have an amazing gf and couldn't be happier. thanks.

I figured so.. Well, good for you, emo kid!

I'm many things. but none of those things are "emo" Quit with the stereotypes.

Op- If I were you I would make his ass sleep in the tub after he decided to drink.

65- he's not gay.. can't you seenits a girl?

Wow, 65, you seem like such a nice and unassuming person.

People are so nice over the Internet. wrong. I only have to put up with shit over the computer but never in person. why is that? people are to affaraid to talk shit to your face.

He's kidding people, don't get all butthurt.

Hahahah dirty little hampsterr <33 ohh god that made me laughh for day's! I love jersey shoree !

Damn. I'm tryna be nice here. Sorry if you found it offensive. I'm only on here because I have no life...

At least he's wet?

Doesn't work that way...

make his ass sleep in the bathtub

or dont let him drink

piss in him.

Yes, Adan, in him. It's this old Cherokee tradition. You take a limb, (whichever limb you prefer) cut them open and piss inside of them.

^ antiduckface.com

^ antduckface.com

I was making the zoom zoom face with my wittle rocket ship! Duck you!

If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.

omg really that's stupid

Can I marry you?

are you a nurse or a cop?

A little of both.

How often does he drink? You should probably talk to him about it.

mintcar put a t shirt on

Close your eyes.

She has one on

Hopefully, that doesn't get you wet.

Leave him out next time, duh.

he just likes to keep cool and wants to save money on air conditioning

piss is warm duh