OP- look on the bright side! Cleaning it up can be good practice if you ever choose to have a baby! :p

14--awesome dog.

umm.. who the fuck cares he said first? get over yer selfffff!! >_<

13, look at his pic... doesn't take a genius to figure that one out!

I'm kidding, just so y'all know... I'm straight, but i'm not one to talk...

get that idiot a diaper and stop bitchin about it

Marriage is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!!

Be greatful you have a boyfriend, you dirty little hampster!!!!!

I'm actually not gay but BI. so I don't really give a shit what people say about me. I have an amazing gf and couldn't be happier. thanks.

I figured so.. Well, good for you, emo kid!

I'm many things. but none of those things are "emo" Quit with the stereotypes.

Op- If I were you I would make his ass sleep in the tub after he decided to drink.

65- he's not gay.. can't you seenits a girl?

Wow, 65, you seem like such a nice and unassuming person.

People are so nice over the Internet. wrong. I only have to put up with shit over the computer but never in person. why is that? people are to affaraid to talk shit to your face.

He's kidding people, don't get all butthurt.

Hahahah dirty little hampsterr <33 ohh god that made me laughh for day's! I love jersey shoree !

Damn. I'm tryna be nice here. Sorry if you found it offensive. I'm only on here because I have no life...

okay

Doesn't work that way...

or dont let him drink

Yes, Adan, in him. It's this old Cherokee tradition. You take a limb, (whichever limb you prefer) cut them open and piss inside of them.

yum <3

^ antiduckface.com

^ antduckface.com

I was making the zoom zoom face with my wittle rocket ship! Duck you!

omg really that's stupid

Can I marry you?

are you a nurse or a cop?

A little of both.

mintcar put a t shirt on

Close your eyes.



She has one on

piss is warm duh