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You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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I love how this has happened once and he's officially labelled a bed wetter. If you ate a stick of carrot instead of chocolate for a snack today, does that mean you must be on a diet? Or diabetic? I want a second opinion, where's that bastard doctor?

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#104- I find your response to this a by dramatic. He may have perhaps done this as a one time thing by accident. We don't know his situation entirely, so who are we to simply assume as you said that he had a problem but hadn't felt the need to inform his newly made wife? I must agree with you in telling the OP to deal with their problem rather than complaining about it on a website. Very much so immature.

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boohoo. I'm so sad for the OP who found "the love of their life" and he's not completely perfect?!?!? Oh no, what are you gonna do?!?!? Some people have no one, so suck it up, smile, tell him you love him, and keep living. DAMN...

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How about all you silly kids without children of your own shut it and let the grown-ups chat. Not giving your kids eater after 7 is not depriving them of anything. No one will dehydrate if they don't drink overnight, and any pediatrician you ask will give you this advice. Don't try to discuss a subject you know nothing about. It makes you look foolish. Oh and stacster, when you're done eating dinner, why don't you come over here and lick my sack, you chauvinistic fucking scumbag.

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I agrees with DocBastard... you apparently aren't a parent, so you shouldn't talk. it's not depriving them of anything. since they are kids they go to bed early, like nine or ten. two or three hours without drinking isn't bad. People say to not drink caffiene after 6pm so you won't be wired when it comes to bedtime. Is that depriving people of caffeine?no it's just a smart idea.

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Both me and my wife are early risers, so when the kids were that little they went to bed at 8:30, and yes, I did have them go to the bathroom before bed, but that's not going to do you a lot of good if their stomach us still full of water. Trust DocBastard, he's very rarely wrong.

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If they're abstinent, they could have had sex on the night of their marriage, too. In my opinion, though, it's a really bad idea to not have sex until marriage, though.

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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We were talking about your bed wetting problem Doc. You'd be surprised how many people have wanted to say something earlier but didn't have the courage to start up the conversation. But it ends now.

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AH! Right. It turns out that morphine, Valium, and crack all mixed together and injected directly into the penis does wonders for enuresis. Uh, or so my, uh, friend told me.

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Please don't tell me that you created this profile simply to utter that one line. That's either really flattering or really freaky. Or maybe freakishly flattering? Flatteringly freakish? Frackerigly fleaty?

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Yeah probably I've got a friend that once shat the bed when he was pissed, oh and he was sharing the bed with his girlfriend at the time! Could have been a lot worse OP, could have married my friend Rob!

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