Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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iaylsguy 0
go to your doctor, they can give you a pill that prevents that from happening.
bluetech 12
If the doc can't help you, get Depends or those panty things to absorb it if you have an accident.
cracktheskye 0
this isn't bad its completely normal and ur boyfriend needs to accept that. u can see a doctor and there is something like a diaper but not really, theyre called goodnights. those can help too
icedrake523 2
No, it's not normal.
cracktheskye 0
well normal in a way that a lot of ppl have it though it is a medical condition
stavijerome 0
wear a diaper jump Under the covers and say it's ur granny panties!!!!
harrisonmoon 0
that's one of those situations where it's probably better to lie. anything would have been better than telling him you still piss your bed
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Just don't drink anything for a few hours before you go to bed, and pee before you go to bed, that way there will be nothing in your system to pee out, if you still wet the bed than you must have some kind of medical problem and should see a doctor.
Asstazztic 8
That sucks :/
shortie_sauce 0
if your boyfriend had urophilia, it would be a match made in heaven :]
cautionxflirt08 0
awwwh...I feel your pain girl. I had that issue or a while too..it's just starting to go away. and for all the losers sayin she needs help:BACK OFF, it's not something you can just make disappear alright. let's be mature now everyone...
lunargh 7
Actually, for a lot of people, it is a treatable condition. Maybe not for everybody, but she should at least see a doctor and give the drugs a try. I know you guys don't have free healthcare over in the US, but this isn't the flu. It could be a symptom of something serious, or it could be easily treated with pills. Either way - time to see a GP.
paigeybaby4098 0
u should prob get that checked out :D