Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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Comments (250)
uhohuscrewedup 0
aww that sucks, get some help for it.
Ifeelyou 0
I had that problem until I was ten. With my case it helps if you pee right before bed. Usually that helps. Plus if your boyfriend doesn't like it just walk out if he really loves you hell chase after you jet don't worry about it. And all you people making fun of her screw yourself you don't know wat it's like so just shut your face holes.
ibaun21 0
how old are u?
MissRachieee 3
My friend has the same problem. She has a health issue, SHE WAS BORN WITH IT. She has a abnormally small bladder. The author of the FML could have the same problem.
Lisa89 3
1. If he's an understanding guy, it should be okay you told him. If not, he's not worth it. 2. Go to the doctors. They may be able to help. ... 4. Profit??
nextwhiskeybar 0
I dated a guy for a year with that problem, lived together for 6 months. I even did his laundry everyday, if you really care about them you don't care. If he wasn't such a crazy bastard we could have been something. And just some fun knowledge, the psychopathlogical triad is: Bed wetting, fire-starting and animal tortue. AKA Warning signs for a serial killer and such types.
nextwhiskeybar 0
Prolonged bed wetting that is, very prolonged, sometimes all through adulthood...Crazy stuff.
Compass 0
I've heard about wetting the bed in later years. I forgot what it was called. But the only time I've wet the bed is when I drink A LOT of water before going to sleep. It doesn't help me wake up early, just wet.
hitokage_fml 0
Do yourself the biggest favor of your life - go to a doctor about it. I wet the bed into the beginning of my teenage years and with the help of a very simple nasal spray? It was fixed in less than a month.
alin123 0
If he really loves you he won't give a shit