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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By Casey - 14/10/2010 18:20 - United States

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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iheartyoux96 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:44

its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:39

that really sucks.

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jimbeam1 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:08

This happened to me hahaha but I passed out and I was really drunk hahaha I pissed and threw up allnover myself hahaha I ges it was a good night ... Hahaha but yea don't trip be should understand...

Austino713 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:27

Whats that... OH sounds like a personal problem to me!!

caligurl10 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:33

awww i feel for you that sux..

fitzgerald21 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:47

grody!!

ZekkRagnos 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:49

ewww

birdsfly01 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:53

Um alright.

rob78_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:57

Harsh.

lilbyrd43 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:29

sooooooo...what happened after you told him R-Kelly?

WickedAngel 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:33

I used to have the same problem. Kegel exercises helped alot.

jcpt1984 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:41

Please get checked! I know someone who wet the bed at the age of 25 (it was a one-time occurrence) and turned out to be diabetic. It could be a whole number of things, but it's definitely not normal and if you haven't already, see a doctor to see what's wrong.

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