Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked...

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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Where are we going?

By Fionaaaa? - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

Comments

shlee053 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:28

Thas not righttttttttttt

Prestigex 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:41

Once again sir. You win ^

what_the_fail 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:49

RDR435 wins

natedog193 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:41

WIN #23

TimelyHero 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:41

He's really sweet.. Really he is.. Sorry to hear. You'll find better.

happyhak 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:47

So FYL because the person you love wants to have sex with you??? :l And here I'am thinking our generation is filled with pimps, hoes and *****...

fezzaza 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:51

fwends wiv benefits :D

Juneee_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:33

tat a booooiii ahha

marcisofly 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:04

ughh men! but hey nothings wrong with fwb's :)

Yankeepunk 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:41

DID you say yes???

beannlove 7

Friday 16 November 2012 3:13

im guessing that since the name is "boned hard" OP and her crush boned hard, but idk.. just a wild guess

mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

lovesick4628 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:43

drum roll, please!!! 

ILove2Lol 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:42

What an ass! You should be all 'sure' then when you go to do it tie him to the bed and leave him there. Lol Oh and sorry

Victoire_W 0

Friday 23 September 2011 1:25

KANYE WEST!

bloodhoundbambam 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:48

Sounds like ure only interested in sex... *****.

Slazenger 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:58

It was her friend who is interested in sex. Not her.

gmonks 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:02

yeah! read twice moron!

pluralbusted 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:03

ha...contrary to popular belief girls are never "not interested" in sex , especially when it cones to teen crushes

quietlytearful 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:20

cones?

dojofalz 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:45

so does it make a guy a ***** who is only interested in sex??? lol u noob azathoth

_whoops 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:42

its sad that all he cares about is sex...like most ppl im sorry OP dont do anything with him really

mileycyrusisgay 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:28

just have sex with him. :)

PressBtoblock 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:01

Translation?

pariah13 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:48

sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. but this isn't one of those times...unless you want it to be...

Ashle1gh 14

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:51

Either he was joking or congratulations, your best friend is an assole.

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

nudist 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:11

Fair question. You should at least blow him.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:11

I like your choice of name, OP.

lilbyrd43 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:32

And I also like your choice of name. Does that mean you gave up, and gave in to his request to bone......hard?

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