Toys are always an option.

My favorite is the dolphin tickler

Do tell! Not versed on that one.

My favourite is the African elephant!!! Let's just say it is difficult to walk the next day......

My teddy bear read this and now feels violated.

A violated Teddy Bear? Who ripped the stitching?

Lost ghost: I conversed with him and he would like to make known that he is not a pussy, but is less than thrilled at the thought of lost stitching. Also, he thinks bug bites are disgusting, especially when scratched. He's a jerk though, so I wouldn't worry too much about his feelings.

A dolphin tickler, if I'm not mistaken, is a vibrator with 2 spots to use at the same time.... Or so my ex-wife told me....

Off to find the mythical clitoris!

I had to ask Chef about the Clitoris

Or maybe working with the boyfriend and telling him what feels good... A lot of FML's about lack of pleasure could probably be solved if they would just talk to each other and communicate! I'm not sure why anyone thinks its normal or acceptable to have to endure sex that is no good and instead of working towards better sex, they just fake pleasure.

"The Accomodater"... Google that thing!

I did, it looks like a good time

time to bring ants to bed instead if I was the boy friend

Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

Exactly, tell him what feels good and turns you on, if you're one of the silent in bed types then no wonder my guy is a little lost, most girls probably like different things so SPEAK UP, you hear? Cos I don't...

You know rather than complain when he's not around you can tell him what you want.

No

Communication is key in relationships. Tell him how you feel

That must've been one heck of a bug bite to feel that good

Mosquito possibly?

More like a fucking Night-Crawler with extra bitchy itch agent.

Well I was thinking what if it was irritating her in that "naughty" area

So, if your boyfriend had crabs, he'd be the perfect man. Usually, pubic lice are a turn-off, not tiny sex aids.

he's probably a little lost. tell him how you like it!

Suggest having a threesome, then both of you will be satisfied ;)

#10, I'm not sure the boyfriend could handle crossing swords with a mosquito. The mosquitoes that bite are female, so it will be a nice, normal girl-guy-girl threesome, but it seems she's more stimulating with her sucking mouth parts than he is with his dick.

if a relationship isnt making you happy it is ALWAYS OKAY TO LEAVE IT

Breaking up because of unsatisfying sex? Okay.....

40--Um ya...thats actually the reason for some divorces.

What shallow people

Talk to your boyfriend about what you like and then you won't have to post on fml that a bug bite sexually pleased you- win win!

I guess both issues are caused by a little prick.

That, sir, was splendid.