My favorite is the dolphin tickler

Do tell! Not versed on that one.

My favourite is the African elephant!!! Let's just say it is difficult to walk the next day......

My teddy bear read this and now feels violated.

A violated Teddy Bear? Who ripped the stitching?

Lost ghost: I conversed with him and he would like to make known that he is not a pussy, but is less than thrilled at the thought of lost stitching. Also, he thinks bug bites are disgusting, especially when scratched. He's a jerk though, so I wouldn't worry too much about his feelings.

A dolphin tickler, if I'm not mistaken, is a vibrator with 2 spots to use at the same time.... Or so my ex-wife told me....

Off to find the mythical clitoris!

I had to ask Chef about the Clitoris

Or maybe working with the boyfriend and telling him what feels good... A lot of FML's about lack of pleasure could probably be solved if they would just talk to each other and communicate! I'm not sure why anyone thinks its normal or acceptable to have to endure sex that is no good and instead of working towards better sex, they just fake pleasure.

"The Accomodater"... Google that thing!

I did, it looks like a good time

time to bring ants to bed instead if I was the boy friend

Exactly, tell him what feels good and turns you on, if you're one of the silent in bed types then no wonder my guy is a little lost, most girls probably like different things so SPEAK UP, you hear? Cos I don't...

You know rather than complain when he's not around you can tell him what you want.

No

Mosquito possibly?

More like a fucking Night-Crawler with extra bitchy itch agent.

Well I was thinking what if it was irritating her in that "naughty" area

#10, I'm not sure the boyfriend could handle crossing swords with a mosquito. The mosquitoes that bite are female, so it will be a nice, normal girl-guy-girl threesome, but it seems she's more stimulating with her sucking mouth parts than he is with his dick.

Breaking up because of unsatisfying sex? Okay.....

40--Um ya...thats actually the reason for some divorces.

What shallow people

That, sir, was splendid.