Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 939
You deserved it 6 075

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

Comments

Better saying a Q tip then saying taking a shit.

Taking a shit can be a huge pleasure. I wouldn't mind being compared to that :D

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

He was just giving a her a tip, now he should really give her the tip.

incoherentrmblr 21

Once you go black, you go deaf...

A better question is where he is putting the Q-tip.

#100 I think you know.. or should be obvious.

GrimReefer66 29

Wow, what a douche thing to say.

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

And then watch him sound himself with them.

Tell him you understand because he feels like a Q-tip to you.

Steve97 32

Cleaning my ears with a Q-tip and I ****...in...my pants

Just say you have more pleasure in being single

That's a pathetic reason to dump the guy over, they are satisfying actually...

just imagine how stupid you'll sound when your friends ask why you're not together and you'll say "oh he liked q-tips"

Should've told him that having sex with his dick is about the same as using a q-tip.

Excellent comeback. I wish I could vote this up to comment number one. A Q-Tip Penis burn is everlasting.