Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12
Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.
Lost_Ghost 8
Toys are always an option.
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Comments (102)
terecgtza 7
you can whether break up or buy toys.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
If its that bad maybe you should talk to him or leave. That happened to me but I stayed because I loved him. ( There is more to a relationship than sex, but in my case, he was cheating on me ) but jokes on me, turns out he was cheating =_=
smurfdoll 8
Damn that sucks , makes me wonder .
rico71 5
Umm time to find a new boyfriend
roro_superloser 13
Depends where the bug bite was. U need to tell ur boyfriend u got a itch...in ur pants.
hannamajor 6
Buy a *****.
adonna2000 2
Try talking to him about it and working with him on improving the sex. Trust me if he refuses to change or doesn't give a crap that you aren't in to it...leave him. He will never change and then you will just be stuck in an unfulfilled relationship. It really sucks to be the woman asking for more sex and for trying different things...trust me.
smurfdoll 8
I sometimes feel the same
bloody_neko14 8
same here v.v
KatStyles 10
XD
tamthough 9
Aw how sweet