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Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML

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kusje 31

Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.

39abc93 12

maybe you're not into girls

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39abc93 12

maybe you're not into girls

_EnderDoge 22

#1: I don't think it works that way.

SubparAtBest 23

I think that exactly how it works?

FailStaff 15

Ask your hand out on a date, maybe you'll get lucky ;)

kusje 31

Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.

Ramisme 12

actually, it's not. sometimes they're unwilling and your options become to either start having relations with other girls or leave them and both options are emotionally tough and/or morally uncomfortable.

dVwarfare 15

Finally, someone understands that it's not that easy for someone to break up with his/her significant other.

meggieeeeee92 16

I took this comment as meaning to figure out why he's not getting a lot of pleasure from sex with his girlfriend. Not meant to break up with her.

Iwannarock1 19

#36 Maybe the girl has duck lips in her profile pic? ;)

Fmelikeuhateme 24

From what I understood, she's either not willing to have sex, or; she's not good at bed. Both can be fixed with communication, patience and showing her that you are willing to help her throguh this. There isn't much information on this FML, so we can't really say much more.

TeraBaap 21

Beat the meat, or maul the ball.

xxDeeStar 27

The sexual relationship between a couple says a lot about the status of the relationship (unless you're very religious, or asexual etc, then it's obviously an exception). But my point is that this is an obvious indication that something is wrong in your relationship. So you will have to use the most important skill: "communication". It will probably be an awkward conversation with your girlfriend because you don't want to hurt her feelings but I'd say it's better than letting her believe that you "enjoy" the sex.

Benlop_fml 15

It's this simple: Talk. To. Her. Communication is key and you'll be much better for it!

drayloon 50

Try having her scratch your balls

xx000o 27

You might try scratching her balls.

drayloon 50

Maybe that's why he doesn't enjoy sexual contact with her anymore

fishinpink 20

but what if she doesn't like fumunda cheese?

Pineapple_Salad 14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

When in doubt try anal

bobthenob 14

pop in a bollock for good measure

lilithfury 23

Then be honest and tell her. Don't have her waste her time in a relationship with a man who's rather scratch himself, than touch her.

Goblin182 26

I was in the same situation once. turned out I had ringworm.

fishinpink 20

those things are no joke. my dad used to get them allover his back and arms and legs *shiver* ugh so gross. I had one on my leg once and omg those things itch like crazy! sorry to hear you got one on your balls...that's rough

omgbeckylook 6

Bruh, scratching your balls will always be better