Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
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kusje
| 29
Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.
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39abc93
| 12
maybe you're not into girls
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39abc93
| 12
maybe you're not into girls
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_EnderDoge
| 22
#1: I don't think it works that way.
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SubparAtBest
| 23
I think that exactly how it works?
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FailStaff
| 15
Ask your hand out on a date, maybe you'll get lucky ;)
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kusje
| 29
Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.
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Ramisme
| 12
actually, it's not. sometimes they're unwilling and your options become to either start having relations with other girls or leave them and both options are emotionally tough and/or morally uncomfortable.
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dVwarfare
| 15
Finally, someone understands that it's not that easy for someone to break up with his/her significant other.
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meggieeeeee92
| 16
I took this comment as meaning to figure out why he's not getting a lot of pleasure from sex with his girlfriend. Not meant to break up with her.
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fishinpink
| 20
#36 ditto
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Iwannarock1
| 19
#36 Maybe the girl has duck lips in her profile pic? ;)
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Fmelikeuhateme
| 24
From what I understood, she's either not willing to have sex, or; she's not good at bed.
Both can be fixed with communication, patience and showing her that you are willing to help her throguh this.
There isn't much information on this FML, so we can't really say much more.
Both can be fixed with communication, patience and showing her that you are willing to help her throguh this.
There isn't much information on this FML, so we can't really say much more.
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TeraBaap
| 21
Beat the meat, or maul the ball.
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xxDeeStar
| 27
The sexual relationship between a couple says a lot about the status of the relationship (unless you're very religious, or asexual etc, then it's obviously an exception). But my point is that this is an obvious indication that something is wrong in your relationship. So you will have to use the most important skill: "communication".
It will probably be an awkward conversation with your girlfriend because you don't want to hurt her feelings but I'd say it's better than letting her believe that you "enjoy" the sex.
It will probably be an awkward conversation with your girlfriend because you don't want to hurt her feelings but I'd say it's better than letting her believe that you "enjoy" the sex.
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Benlop_fml
| 15
It's this simple: Talk. To. Her.
Communication is key and you'll be much better for it!
Communication is key and you'll be much better for it!
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drayloon
| 50
Try having her scratch your balls
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xx000o
| 27
You might try scratching her balls.
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drayloon
| 50
Maybe that's why he doesn't enjoy sexual contact with her anymore
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fishinpink
| 20
but what if she doesn't like fumunda cheese?
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Pineapple_Salad
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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bobthenob
| 14
pop in a bollock for good measure
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lilithfury
| 23
Then be honest and tell her. Don't have her waste her time in a relationship with a man who's rather scratch himself, than touch her.
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Goblin182
| 26
I was in the same situation once. turned out I had ringworm.
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fishinpink
| 20
those things are no joke. my dad used to get them allover his back and arms and legs *shiver* ugh so gross. I had one on my leg once and omg those things itch like crazy! sorry to hear you got one on your balls...that's rough
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omgbeckylook
| 6
Bruh, scratching your balls will always be better
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gavincarl
| 4
agreed