#1: I don't think it works that way.

I think that exactly how it works?

Ask your hand out on a date, maybe you'll get lucky ;)

actually, it's not. sometimes they're unwilling and your options become to either start having relations with other girls or leave them and both options are emotionally tough and/or morally uncomfortable.

Finally, someone understands that it's not that easy for someone to break up with his/her significant other.

I took this comment as meaning to figure out why he's not getting a lot of pleasure from sex with his girlfriend. Not meant to break up with her.

#36 ditto

#36 Maybe the girl has duck lips in her profile pic? ;)

From what I understood, she's either not willing to have sex, or; she's not good at bed. Both can be fixed with communication, patience and showing her that you are willing to help her throguh this. There isn't much information on this FML, so we can't really say much more.

You might try scratching her balls.

Maybe that's why he doesn't enjoy sexual contact with her anymore

but what if she doesn't like fumunda cheese?

pop in a bollock for good measure

those things are no joke. my dad used to get them allover his back and arms and legs *shiver* ugh so gross. I had one on my leg once and omg those things itch like crazy! sorry to hear you got one on your balls...that's rough

agreed