Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12
Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.
Lost_Ghost 8
Toys are always an option.
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Comments (102)
Neongreenme 8
and..... your still with him? Why?
Steffi 26
Relationships are about more than sex.
threeel3v3n26 7
sounds like a great relationship. id drag it out for another couple years.
FrankHotpants 31
So you're telling the the world on FML except the one person who matters. Poor bastard probably thinks he's great in bed like every other man.
jonha21 11
Haha wauw your life really sucks wauw #Smh
BinxMarBear 5
Why would you remain unhappy for two years??
jonha21 11
Cause she likes it
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
And also so she could complain on the internet about it and get sympathy don't forget that part
scoldingsword 17
You guys gotta talk, if he doesn't know what he's doing doesn't please you he'll try something new once he finds out
msbeans07 2
Time for a new bf then
_wraith 15
Honestly, that's not his fault. Unless he's blatantly disregarding you, it's not his fault. There's a common misconception among women that it's up to their partners to provide pleasure, and furthermore to know exactly how. Open communicating is needed for a successful sexual relationship. Tell him what turns you on, OP! And stop blaming him for your lack of pleasure in the bedroom, because it's not him, it's your inability to tell him what you like. The man's not a psychic.
buckdharma 38
Look for a product called On, it should be to the right of the Off.
itsnicole96 15
where exactly was that bug bite? O.o