By sex deprived - 16/06/2013 05:10 - United States

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Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12

Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

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Lost_Ghost 8

Toys are always an option.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

This is what you should do. Declare absolutely NO PIV (look it up) for one month. You can do all sorts of things. Explain to him what to do to get you off. Have him watch you get yourself off and try it. And then go listen to Dan Savage's radio show. Sheesh.

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SinfulEnd 20

How'd the damn bug reach your Clit?

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stanjohnson 11

Sorry, YDI for staying with a guy that does not fulfill you for 2 years.

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natheitz 23

Scratching does almost feel orgasmic sometimes!

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judea95 16

You don't really have the right to complain if you're not doing anything about it. Talk to him? Toys? Hands? Mouths? Leave him if its that much of a problem.

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soapmactavish82 8

Give me your number I can always fix that

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Charlatan_fml 2

Reading these bitchy "My boyfriend doesn't satisfy me" ones doesn't elicit sympathy from me. Find someone else, you mindless scrag, instead of writing passive-aggressive shit on the internet.

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