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Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend 's family. I felt so awkward, when I saw a bug I immediately killed and ate it. then, she dumped me. FML. Nah, I wouldnt dump the poor kid. that would be a tad bit unreasonable.

By  Mister_Triangle  |  21

He's a survivalist! Score for you, OP. We don't all get to know people like that.

At least you know he'll keep you safe when the mole people rise from their buried tombs to battle the centurions left behind by the ancient aliens who built the pyramids.