Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12
Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.
Lost_Ghost 8
Toys are always an option.
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Comments (102)
Steffi 26
Where was the bite?
boshbish 14
I feel your pain OP! But in my case my partner is significantly older. If thats not the case then communicate with your partner. Learn to explore each other again!
tenac71 6
it's time to tie him down and have your way with him
buddy51 23
So, OP, size DOES matter, eh? Nothing like being penetrated by a skeeter penis to help you realize the pleasure you've been missing!!
Steve95401 49
It's time for OP to meet B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend).
worldclassrager 41
Check out Spencer's gifts and see what they got or look online...you'll find a way...
sassy2085 16
So where was this bug bite to give you such pleasure ?
justfienne 12
Oh no no no. That just won't do, my dear :/. Be honest of be miserable. You won't regret being honest...
olpally 33
2 years? Serious communication needs to be done. Otherwise this relationship will never last.
yourmofo 6
Quit faking for 2 years and tell that poor soul what you like. Guys are not psychic.