By sex deprived - 16/06/2013 05:10 - United States

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Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12

Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

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Lost_Ghost 8

Toys are always an option.

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boshbish 14

I feel your pain OP! But in my case my partner is significantly older. If thats not the case then communicate with your partner. Learn to explore each other again!

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tenac71 6

it's time to tie him down and have your way with him

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buddy51 23

So, OP, size DOES matter, eh? Nothing like being penetrated by a skeeter penis to help you realize the pleasure you've been missing!!

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Steve95401 49

It's time for OP to meet B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

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worldclassrager 39

Check out Spencer's gifts and see what they got or look online...you'll find a way...

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sassy2085 16

So where was this bug bite to give you such pleasure ?

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justfienne 12

Oh no no no. That just won't do, my dear :/. Be honest of be miserable. You won't regret being honest...

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olpally 32

2 years? Serious communication needs to be done. Otherwise this relationship will never last.

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yourmofo 6

Quit faking for 2 years and tell that poor soul what you like. Guys are not psychic.

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