By Sexy Rash - 21/02/2014 23:26 - Australia - Wallgrove

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Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

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Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

They may hurt but they're not overused ones like the majority seen on FML. I actually thought it was funny!

He's like"Can you not FAP right i front of me!!!"

Yeah OP, can you not FAP because you're a girl.

girls can fap... don't they have those tiny little penis thingys.

@clay_pidgeon yes, and they also have two tiny little balls that hang down below to go with it.

cryssycakesx3 22

actually girls *schlick schlick schlick*

#23, idk what kind of girls you've been with but last time i checked im proud to say i didnt have a tiny penis thingy

I think 23 was referring to a clitioris(sp) which develops into a penis when the genetic coding kicks in and changes the "default" gender from female to male. I could be wrong, trying to use logic on the Interwebs

The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

"It also didn't extend to us o_o" -NSA through webcam

Box0choklitz 8

well as long as you clarified what was going on, I'm sure they would have understood.

Unless the roommate's a headstrong idiot.

HA HA HA! I thought this was hilarious(: Hopefully your roommate understands :D

Look into their eyes and tell them it wasn't you

Well you do have "rashional"explanation for the misunderstandment.

cleary30 13

You didn't.. Oh but you did. Good one!