Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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Kibaruto
| 33
Did you stare while doing so?
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whyusofat
| 17
Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.
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dawsonstar
| 15
This comment. The puns hurt.
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drewflav
| 17
They may hurt but they're not overused ones like the majority seen on FML. I actually thought it was funny!
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samgreco
| 5
#25 i agree! Lol
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MegaError101
| 10
He will understand, just tell him.
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Markymark1202
| 12
He's like"Can you not FAP right i front of me!!!"
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PenguinBitch
| 43
Yeah OP, can you not FAP because you're a girl.
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Clay_Pidgeon
| 11
girls can fap... don't they have those tiny little penis thingys.
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canupls
| 6
@clay_pidgeon yes, and they also have two tiny little balls that hang down below to go with it.
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
actually girls *schlick schlick schlick*
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paigexox0
| 37
#23, idk what kind of girls you've been with but last time i checked im proud to say i didnt have a tiny penis thingy
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kozzard
| 17
I think 23 was referring to a clitioris(sp) which develops into a penis when the genetic coding kicks in and changes the "default" gender from female to male. I could be wrong, trying to use logic on the Interwebs
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Clay_Pidgeon
| 11
yes #35. I was referring to a clitoris.
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Agtthepw
| 21
The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness.
What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?
What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?
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PenguinBitch
| 43
"It also didn't extend to us o_o"
-NSA through webcam
-NSA through webcam
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Box0choklitz
| 8
well as long as you clarified what was going on, I'm sure they would have understood.
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Unless the roommate's a headstrong idiot.
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TXFernwoods
| 26
HA HA HA! I thought this was hilarious(: Hopefully your roommate understands :D
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AlonsoKold
| 15
Look into their eyes and tell them it wasn't you
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damaniii
| 7
Well you do have "rashional"explanation for the misunderstandment.
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cleary30
| 13
You didn't.. Oh but you did. Good one!
What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?