By Sexy Rash - 21/02/2014 23:26 - Australia - Wallgrove

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Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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whyusofat 17
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Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

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Agtthepw 21
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The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

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Kibaruto 33
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Did you stare while doing so?

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whyusofat 17
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Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

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dawsonstar 15
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This comment. The puns hurt.

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drewflav 17
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They may hurt but they're not overused ones like the majority seen on FML. I actually thought it was funny!

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samgreco 5
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#25 i agree! Lol

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MegaError101 10
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He will understand, just tell him.

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Markymark1202 12
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He's like"Can you not FAP right i front of me!!!"

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PenguinBitch 43
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Yeah OP, can you not FAP because you're a girl.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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girls can fap... don't they have those tiny little penis thingys.

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canupls 6
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@clay_pidgeon yes, and they also have two tiny little balls that hang down below to go with it.

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cryssycakesx3 22

actually girls *schlick schlick schlick*

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paigexox0 37
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#23, idk what kind of girls you've been with but last time i checked im proud to say i didnt have a tiny penis thingy

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kozzard 17
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I think 23 was referring to a clitioris(sp) which develops into a penis when the genetic coding kicks in and changes the "default" gender from female to male. I could be wrong, trying to use logic on the Interwebs

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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yes #35. I was referring to a clitoris.

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Agtthepw 21
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The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

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PenguinBitch 43
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"It also didn't extend to us o_o" -NSA through webcam

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Box0choklitz 8

well as long as you clarified what was going on, I'm sure they would have understood.

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Sports_guy3 28
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Unless the roommate's a headstrong idiot.

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TXFernwoods 26
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HA HA HA! I thought this was hilarious(: Hopefully your roommate understands :D

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AlonsoKold 15
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Look into their eyes and tell them it wasn't you

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damaniii 7
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Well you do have "rashional"explanation for the misunderstandment.

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cleary30 13

You didn't.. Oh but you did. Good one!

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