Intimacy: Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good...

By Sexy Rash - 21/02/2014 23:26 - Australia - Wallgrove

Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 13:00 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

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By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 10:58

Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 18:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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whyusofat 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:20

Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

Agtthepw 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:24

The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

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Kibaruto 33

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:20

Did you stare while doing so?

whyusofat 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:20

Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

dawsonstar 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:38

This comment. The puns hurt.

drewflav 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 7:58

They may hurt but they're not overused ones like the majority seen on FML. I actually thought it was funny!

samgreco 5

Saturday 22 February 2014 8:28

#25 i agree! Lol

MegaError101 10

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:22

He will understand, just tell him.

Markymark1202 12

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:23

He's like"Can you not FAP right i front of me!!!"

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:31

Yeah OP, can you not FAP because you're a girl.

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:40

girls can fap... don't they have those tiny little penis thingys.

canupls 6

Saturday 22 February 2014 7:04

@clay_pidgeon yes, and they also have two tiny little balls that hang down below to go with it.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 9:18

actually girls *schlick schlick schlick*

paigexox0 37

Saturday 22 February 2014 9:18

#23, idk what kind of girls you've been with but last time i checked im proud to say i didnt have a tiny penis thingy

kozzard 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 11:16

I think 23 was referring to a clitioris(sp) which develops into a penis when the genetic coding kicks in and changes the "default" gender from female to male. I could be wrong, trying to use logic on the Interwebs

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 20:33

yes #35. I was referring to a ********.

Agtthepw 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:24

The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?