All mosquitoes who bite are female, so you basically got bitten by a lesbian vampire.

The mosquitoes must think you're ovulating.

You should meet Wasp Junk, it might be the start of something beautiful.

Did you spray your couch? If not, ydi

Are you sure they're...mosquito bites? I mean, tick and bedbug bites are very similar. Could look bigger/smaller depending if you're allergic or not. Both are itchy!

maybe you found your clit?

Just be glad there wasn't a dead turtle down there.

I would suggest that you get these checked out... it’s weird that despite all of the protection you still got bitten. I never had that happen before.

It's called vulva.

lol, people are going to think your "double clicking your mouse" when you have to scratch that itch in public