Get where you can!

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

why "almost"? what stopped you from taking it all the way?

The original fml said that she did have a orgasm at her granddads birthday party

I don't really understand this FML... If something simple like that gives you an orgasm, wouldn't that mean you have a crazy high sex drive??

at least the actual bite didn't give you an orgasm...

Well they changed the word "drive" to "life" so it makes a bit more sense now... but I think OP should have changed the word "low" as well. (Maybe to something like "sad" or "pathetic" heh.)

#64: You know, cuz a mosquito penetrated her?

Kinky.

You're blessed OP.

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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Scratching a mosquito bite really does feel good.

so good that you get an orgasm???

Especially when the puss flows out

that's what you get for touching pimples (；￢_￢)

Lmaoo if your a guy that's fucked up

It says OP is female next to her name..

why would gender matter anyways?

7, I also can't tell the gender since I'm on the Windows Phone app. Based on only anonymous, I would have made the same assumption.

I know about that. It's just that, at the time when the original comment of this train was posted and me replying to it, the symbol was not there at the time. Now I see it, so it must have updated. Oh well, takes time I guess.

no, itsalanis, you're just wrong.

I can't tell gender on the mobile version on the iPhone...it doesn't even show the OP's name.

Depends on how you touched it, if you know what I mean

Someone's got a biting fetish!

Scratching a mosquito bite feels good, but killing a mosquito feels even better.

If she would have killed the mosquito then scratched the bite, this FML would have "finished" a little differently.

That is a completely inappropriate use of the phrase "low sex drive".

Why???

I think op means sex 'life' instead of drive?

Because I would think that if someone had a "low sex drive", then touching them self (even in a non-sexual way) wouldn't have an orgasmic effect.

Oh, ok. Now I see what you mean. Makes more sense now.

I can't believe it took nine commenters to notice that.

thanks 9. it was bothering me too.

I miss the old one, it was funny for two reasons b

I feel betrayed that fmls are edited... :(

Far out ! There's no hope.

Low sex drive means you don't want to have sex. Maybe you mean you've had very little sexual contact?

That is probably what the OP meant. Either way, FYL to the OP.