Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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EphMi 5

why "almost"? what stopped you from taking it all the way?

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sirliam99 12

The original fml said that she did have a ****** at her granddads birthday party

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kristabelli 19

I don't really understand this FML... If something simple like that gives you an ******, wouldn't that mean you have a crazy high sex drive??

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cryssycakesx3 22

at least the actual bite didn't give you an ******...

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kristabelli 19

Well they changed the word "drive" to "life" so it makes a bit more sense now... but I think OP should have changed the word "low" as well. (Maybe to something like "sad" or "pathetic" heh.)

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doctorhook86 24

#64: You know, cuz a mosquito penetrated her?

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sunnyray812 42

Scratching a mosquito bite really does feel good.

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Animekid126 13

Especially when the puss flows out

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Ololo_fml 16

that's what you get for touching pimples (；￢_￢)

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reda432 3

Lmaoo if your a guy that's ****** up

Fuaaad1994 31

It says OP is female next to her name..

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badluckalex 23

why would gender matter anyways?

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itsalanis 25

7, I also can't tell the gender since I'm on the Windows Phone app. Based on only anonymous, I would have made the same assumption.

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itsalanis 25

I know about that. It's just that, at the time when the original comment of this train was posted and me replying to it, the symbol was not there at the time. Now I see it, so it must have updated. Oh well, takes time I guess.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

I can't tell gender on the mobile version on the iPhone...it doesn't even show the OP's name.

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GreatBigWorld_ 15

Depends on how you touched it, if you know what I mean

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Mynamewontfi 40

Scratching a mosquito bite feels good, but killing a mosquito feels even better.

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cakefete2 30

If she would have killed the mosquito then scratched the bite, this FML would have "finished" a little differently.

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cricketsins 36

That is a completely inappropriate use of the phrase "low sex drive".

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badluckalex 23

I think op means sex 'life' instead of drive?

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Enslaved 36

Because I would think that if someone had a "low sex drive", then touching them self (even in a non-sexual way) wouldn't have an orgasmic effect.

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sunnyray812 42

Oh, ok. Now I see what you mean. Makes more sense now.

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Capt_Obvious 11

I can't believe it took nine commenters to notice that.

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cryssycakesx3 22

thanks 9. it was bothering me too.

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Capt_Obvious 11

I miss the old one, it was funny for two reasons b

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gemstone586 12

I feel betrayed that fmls are edited... :(

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sexyboi1985 27

Far out ! There's no hope.

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anniesje 11

Low sex drive means you don't want to have sex. Maybe you mean you've had very little sexual contact?

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WinterBlue42 22

That is probably what the OP meant. Either way, FYL to the OP.

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