By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
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someguy945 0

That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

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freedoggy77 0

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

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Farnz 0

Wow, you're an arrogant little piece o' work, aren't you? What iif you happen to have an ex who had/has a brother in the UFC? I almost wish I could see you get your ass beat that hard just to see you (whether by choice or otherwise) shove not only your foot, but every other limb you have in your mouth. Sucks for original poster. And can't he sue AND get him in jail? I'd think that'd be pretty easy

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hughman 0

No, I'd simply lose a fight that I didn't start. And that'd be the end of it.

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p00p0ster0us 0

@#10 Apparently her brother is a 'real man' by that definition. His violent abuse was unfounded and unfair. Actual real men use their brains like evolved beings. We can console this dude and tell him he's better off without that crazy ass of an ex, and he should be glad he'll never be brother-in-law to someone as stupid as her brother. He got beat up which sucks badly but becoming violent himself won't fix things. He can move on and strive to be happy, content with the knowledge that he's smarter than that. A good woman appreciates intelligence. And all that physical energy is better off spent in bed.

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dacman48 0

#17 you're a dumbass. alll men with balls still attached are going to beat the shit out of someone before peer mediation or some other shit

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Monado 0

Behold dacman: The deevolved monkey.

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Running_Dude 0

Press charges and get restraining orders

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dacman48 0

three words. sue and date rape. all the revenge u'll ever need

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Check_Mate 0

Because rape is the real answer, also that was four words. Rape isn't revenge, revenge would be calling the cops on an unprovoked attack.

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NNNOM 1

#19: what the hell is your problem? rape? seriously? op: sucks. call/im your ex and either bitch her out, or embarrass her by making it seem like she's totally still into you, while you've moved on and stuff. psychological warfare always works better than violence. and it mark that lasts longer than a bruise.

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steph_darling 0

how is date raping your ex going to erase the fact that her brother kicked your ass? date rape does NOT solve everything.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

calling the cops on someone isnt revenge, that's just plain pussying out. i would have stabbed his ass if he attacked me like that. right in the ******* neck

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Hopcastyle 3

A) that was four words :-P B) did you learn nothing from sublime?!?!

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Go over to her house and beat her ass. Put that bitch in her place.

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Entity4Infinity 0

Talk to the ex and explain you are not dating any more so you are free to date who you like.

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dinosaursgorawr 0

@#26 LMFAOooo nice. she deserves it anyways... she shouldn't leave her stupid brother to her business.

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