By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
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someguy945 0

That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

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freedoggy77 0

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

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b4mbi 0

*cough cough* She a bitch *cough cough*

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sdbudsmoker 0

learn how to fight

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odai123 0

This ticks me off. Martial arts are about self-defense, it's completely wrong to attack someone with that knowledge. Her brother should be brain washed into forgetting his martial arts knowledge. Jk, but that's seriously F-ed up.

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StoneColdNigga 0

You got owned bitch

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lpkamma 0

tell the cops, the fact that he does mixed martial arts will **** him over

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kewlcat 0

hahahah! I can imagine being in the sisters position. my older brother does martial arts... and he did knock out my bf from 6 months ago.. ohhh shi-- too bad i dont live in alberta.

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odai123 0

Congrats. Your brother's a thug who doesn't deserve to know martial arts.

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nightDREAMERms 6

This great for you, you know. Him being a martial artist. If you wanted to sue it wouldn't be just for Assault. When you have martial arts training up to a certain degree, you have to sign a contract saying that you will only use your physical force as a last defense. Otherwise you can be legally sued for not just Assault but Assault with a Deadly Weapon. (The Deadly Weapon being your body) And as cool as that may sound, it's also a very serious thing. My friend is a Kick-boxer, and she's only 16, however she had to sign that contract- which means although she has a Killer attitude, she cannot legally lay a hand on any of the students in our school, no matter what they say.

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