Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Glowworm56
| 25
Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?
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ThatGuy9679
| 13
Who implied it was romantic?
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
Nobody said that it was romantic. Not everything enjoyable has to be romantic!
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thelittlem
| 15
She hooked up, not went on a date.
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Venom1999
| 19
Uhh no one said it was romantic.
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I wouldn't put it past my ex-wife to do something like that.
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TxKitten79
| 10
I never understood the appeal of making out in a bathroom at a party. And unless it's in the shower, just gross.
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Phillycheeze
| 20
Iew...
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RichardPencil
| 29
Cue the porn music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow.
And now the toilet threesome begins.
“Two Girls, One John.”
And now the toilet threesome begins.
“Two Girls, One John.”
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limegreenpoopie
| 31
He’s an asshole for not telling you he had a girlfriend
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RichardPencil
| 29
He probably tried, but her tongue was down his throat.
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Tim Carver
| 9
that's what you took from this? not that it smelled like shit? not that she was sitting on unclean walls or the sink.... the real issue is he had a girlfriend
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chai tea
| 6
He should have told you!
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smartjaguargurl
| 17
Plot twist, OP is a dude
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YallDeservedItJk
| 22
Wow what a douche. Congrats for getting some at a party though. That’s hot
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
Nothing says hot hookup like making out in a less than sterile public bathroom.
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831curmudgeon
| 7
Skank alarm!
And now the toilet threesome begins.
“Two Girls, One John.”