Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?

Who implied it was romantic?

Nobody said that it was romantic. Not everything enjoyable has to be romantic!

She hooked up, not went on a date.

Uhh no one said it was romantic.

I never understood the appeal of making out in a bathroom at a party. And unless it's in the shower, just gross.

Iew...

Cue the porn music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow.

And now the toilet threesome begins.

“Two Girls, One John.”

He’s an asshole for not telling you he had a girlfriend

He probably tried, but her tongue was down his throat.

that's what you took from this? not that it smelled like shit? not that she was sitting on unclean walls or the sink.... the real issue is he had a girlfriend

He should have told you!

Plot twist, OP is a dude