By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 963
You deserved it 5 044

Same thing different taste

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That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

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#88, I logged in to recommend just that. Buy something sweet with 45 cal hollowpoints and shoot him in both the knees. Don't forget to lure him into a dark alley and wear a mask while you're at it. Good luck.

hotstuff81 0

You have a crazy ex obviously. Sue them you get money they get in trouble and can't do anything about you making out with another girl.

fxdxhk90 0

There are many possible solutions, however in order to maintain your dignity follow this advice. Get 3 or 4 of your strong friends, find that dude, and give him a lesson in manners.

I hope you're okay. >___< But I really think you should sue, it's not acceptable that you're being attacked for no apparent reason. (I'm assuming that you and that ex no longer talk, and have had nothing to do with each other since you broke up..)

To everyone saying he is a pussy or whatever for not kicking the dude's ass, the OP got beat up BY the martial arts expert. OP is NOT THE MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT!! Learn to read assholes!!

Ouch. If I were you, I'd seriously consider barricading your house just in case she stalks you.

Seems like this older brother is a bit behind the times, eh?

katelynmarie 0

Sounds like you should put a hit on him. Lmao, just kidding. Don't get any ideas.