Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 315
You deserved it 40 926
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baygirl564 9

Smooth

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jibz 6
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I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

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baygirl564 9

Smooth

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spyman178 0
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It was most definitely smooth. /notsarcasm

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Keyman1212 14
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Like Keith Stone.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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More like insecurity camera.

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hardonforjesus 10
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"they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator"

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enonymous 8

The security guards deserve the fml. Worse porn ever. Bad lighting, bad plot, no character progression and bad camera angles.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7
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But the music is made for porno :D

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leadman1989 15

30 - You Sir are a connoisseur of the genre. 42 - No

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xoconnie 8

no big deal! who cares if they saw

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ColdplaySucks 18
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"[...] like in the movies." People will never learn their lesson

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evamusical 12
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I think you mean: like in all the porn...

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angrymexican 8
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At least you didn't jack off

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knightsfb 0
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Op they didn't want you to stop, they just wanted you to turn so they had a better view

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nublets 12

Well at least they stopped you before it got to the good part

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baygirl564 9

True

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Iheartfunny 1
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If i operated that security camera I would have put the video on the internet and go into the porno buisness.

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amanda_say_whutt 9

I think everyone should now that there are security cameras on elevators. C'mon. Have you see Devil ? But in case you didn't know, now you do (:

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iam_yummylicious 12
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I would have kept going.

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cutielilangel 8

So confused.. With technology now a days wouldn't you have thought that there would be cameras in the elevator?

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jibz 6
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I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

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ikickgingers 15

O.o ^^^^^

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rawrkittyrawr 6
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I always feel like somebody's watching me

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jizzwold 21
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^Paranoid parrot

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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... giant blobs of Chicken Alfredo began raiding the Intergalactic Mushroom Reserve led by General Wardenbachersteinmanson-Smith.

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Palirose 22
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You should have just told them to shut up flipped them off and kept Doing it. It's not like they could have stopped you.

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Shiraishi_fml 6
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It's alright, I'm sure no one saw.

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PrincessesCrown 17

Think about it. Read it again, and then think about it. Dumbass

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Shiraishi_fml 6
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Yes, and I am sure you haven't heard of sarcasm either.

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theten_fml 9

Is that sarcasm?

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coolstorybro6969 6
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Horrible use of sarcasm

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hardonforjesus 10
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Should have just given them two fingers and carried on

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slushpup9696 12

Pretty sure there are better uses for those two fingers in this situation.

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hardonforjesus 10
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Pretty sure he had two hands

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kcircuses 1
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47-no not necessarily op never indicated if they were an amputee or not we cant just go around assuming things

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FlufflyFlamingos 0
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I'm sure he would've needed two hands to prop his girlfriend up on the railing.

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perdix 29

I'm guessing that #12 is referring to the middle fingers of both hands, while #32 is talking about adjacent fingers on the same hand. What the gf would prefer depends on her state of wetness at the moment.

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pfx2_fml 15

Hope they enjoyed the show

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zingline89 18

Clearly the elevator was the only thing having trouble rising.

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leadman1989 15

Lol "love in an elevator love in an elevator living it up while I'm going down."

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thatssomeBS 9
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41- Thumbs up. But I'm afraid most these kids on this site couldn't tell you if Aerosmith was a band or an airplane builder.

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leadman1989 15

I don't care if I get 1000 thumbs downs if (which would actually be pretty cool) if one person gets it it's worth it. :D You're awesome!

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Blacksabbath211 9

I recognized it and lol'd :D Aerosmith ftw:D As does leadman1989

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cruforlife 5

Baha this is by far my favorite comment thread. First thing I thought of when I read this fml was Aerosmith XD

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pfx2_fml 15

Hope they enjoyed the show

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