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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
I'm sure he would've needed two hands to prop his girlfriend up on the railing.
I'm guessing that #12 is referring to the middle fingers of both hands, while #32 is talking about adjacent fingers on the same hand. What the gf would prefer depends on her state of wetness at the moment.
Hope they enjoyed the show
Clearly the elevator was the only thing having trouble rising.
"love in an elevator love in an elevator living it up while I'm going down."
I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.