Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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someguy945 0
That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.
freedoggy77 0
ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!
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Comments (216)
nice18 0
You don't need to put up with that shit. Take it to the police.
element01 0
MMA dont stop bullets.. Shoot that ******!
bipolaradhdfml 0
I've always wondered what runs through the heads of idiots that put YDI on posts like this.
GrapefruitZoe 0
You can press charges of assault. Also, that was weird. Why would you beat up someone over an old relationship?
Alfredo_fml 0
LAWSUIT LAWSUIT she has no right to be a part of your life anymore
Kris2476 0
And your response to getting beaten up is not to call the cops and issue a restraining order, but to post this as an FML? Seriously...This isn't an FML... Your Ex-girlfriend's older brother isn't allowd to do that. Even if you had been cheating on your girlfriend, you should not have been beaten up for it...Call the cops.
PandaLoverXD 12
I hate stupid responses like this.... Have you ever thought that he might've called the cops and then submitted the fml? And how is this NOT an fml?
Topguy 0
you should have him arrested
BikerMike 0
file assault charges. find out what school he teaches/attends and tell them what happened. find a lawyer and sue his ass
MrBadLuck 0
Time to press charges for assault.
geetface 0
**** all that, you may not be able to beat some mma ****** ass but you can probably pull a trigger. Do it.