Miscellaneous: Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who...

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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Caveman behaviour

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By what did I do? - 25/10/2013 11:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:05

That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

freedoggy77 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:04

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

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nice18 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:19

You don't need to put up with that shit. Take it to the police.

element01 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:23

MMA dont stop bullets.. Shoot that ******!

bipolaradhdfml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:37

I've always wondered what runs through the heads of idiots that put YDI on posts like this.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:06

You can press charges of assault. Also, that was weird. Why would you beat up someone over an old relationship?

Alfredo_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:52

LAWSUIT LAWSUIT she has no right to be a part of your life anymore

Kris2476 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:28

And your response to getting beaten up is not to call the cops and issue a restraining order, but to post this as an FML? Seriously...This isn't an FML... Your Ex-girlfriend's older brother isn't allowd to do that. Even if you had been cheating on your girlfriend, you should not have been beaten up for it...Call the cops.