Caveman behaviour

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML
I agree, your life sucks 150
You deserved it 2 436
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cuz803 44

You deserved it. No explanation necessary. I hope you lose the court battle too.

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[Insert a name] 2

The 80s called. They want their movie plot back.

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cuz803 44

You deserved it. No explanation necessary. I hope you lose the court battle too.

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[Insert a name] 2

The 80s called. They want their movie plot back.

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The_Real_Cvh 10

You’re an idiot. Guessing your outlook on life and how to pass through it, has something to do with why she is your ex.

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Brightside86 30

FML like this make me wonder if OP is actually the new bf and framing this from the perspective of the old bf. I mean who would post an fml where they are the villain?

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Jessica Carey 11

you'd be surprised. I read hundreds of FML's with cheaters posting about how they cheated, got caught, and now want sympathy... it's pathetic

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Marcella1016 31

At least you got a date out of it?

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