Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
Jaymail 19
You didn’t realize already that your Sister was a liar from the past? I’m sorry this happened. But you deserved it.
RichardPencil 32
Wow! A female misogynist. Really?!?!
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Comments (9)
Amanda Howard 9
exactly why you shouldn't always believe what women say
RichardPencil 32
Wow! A female misogynist. Really?!?!
alex_jaguara 33
Did you read her name? "A man, duh"
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the ex-boyfriend got in some abuse of a member of your family after all. Way to go, Batman!
Jaymail 19
You didn’t realize already that your Sister was a liar from the past? I’m sorry this happened. But you deserved it.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
block the bitch
LadyRen 20
So instead of calling the police you did the 1950’s thing and went to beat him up?
tounces7 28
Why would kick your ass? I mean if it was an obvious lie she told you, you'd think you'd both be pissed at her afterwards.
Mathalamus 25
Even if it wasn't a lie, it's an extremely dumb thing to do.
Thandilocks 14
I’d assume the (fake) abuse would have happened while they were dating. Seeing as he’s now an ex, why get involved anyway? Even if it were true, I’d have left it once she left him!
jman432 5
yeah, you deserve it.