Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
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Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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someguy945 0
That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.
freedoggy77 0
ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!
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Comments (216)
lovely997 0
Maybe the girl really liked you or was attached. Some girls are different than others, maybe you were dating one that loved you so much that she just couldn't stand the fact that you were kissing someone else. :[
blobxmaster13 0
CRAZY BITCH
nirvan5a 1
WTF, she is damn physcho then.
csigabajnok 0
Sue the bastard!
Jimboom 12
If the guy is qualified in martial arts and attacked you for this reason you could very easily get him sent to jail for assault. If he had killed you then he would have been put away for life. That would have really shown that bitch ex of yours! But since you decided to live either sue or get him put in jail for a while. And while your at the courthouse think about getting a restraining order out against your crazy ex.
chr1is 0
hahahaha you are now in a position of power.
sux_too_beh_mehz 0
well he did take offence #1 and #2 find his instructor (his mma instructor btw) they would sort things out, if you are badly injured he would be kicked out his possition would be taken away and if you were cut badlyy brused ect he could yes again be sued and im not amarican im south african, what are you supose to do to him, call the mafia...
3ChibiEds 0
Someone doesn't want to get over you.
bettyboop274 0
Congrats dude, you have finally relised you went out with a phsyco, who just happens to be tight with her family. Better luck in the future.
ccreel6800 0
only sue if you had to go to the hospital. otherwise, go learn to wrestle at your school and beat the shit outta him.