Health, Relatable and Hair: Bigfoot

Bigfoot

By Hairy ass - 08/02/2024 00:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

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You deserved it 168

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 800

You deserved it 2 289

Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 350

You deserved it 3 495

By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 170

You deserved it 2 792

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 532

You deserved it 39 009

By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 504

You deserved it 3 303

By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 003

You deserved it 58 974

By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 386

You deserved it 36 679

Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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You deserved it 152

Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 1 155

By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 42 469

core01 30

Thursday 8 February 2024 3:33

yeah, well, ass hair is normal. You can get electrolysis or wax it off if you want ($$$$), but hair is normal.

easybree 9

Thursday 8 February 2024 5:47

wax it if you want DO NO SHAVE IT UNLESS YOU WANT A DARK TUSHY

Comments

core01 30

Thursday 8 February 2024 3:33

yeah, well, ass hair is normal. You can get electrolysis or wax it off if you want ($$$$), but hair is normal.

easybree 9

Thursday 8 February 2024 5:47

wax it if you want DO NO SHAVE IT UNLESS YOU WANT A DARK TUSHY

Studious_Gluteus 18

Friday 9 February 2024 1:15

Hair muffles your farts. It's an evolutionary advantage.

FluffythePink 19

Thursday 8 February 2024 7:46

If you have dark hair then go for the laser hair removal. Yes, it's an outlay but 💯 worth it. Waxing hurts and the ingrown hairs hurt even more. Plus you have to keep paying for it. I'm not an advocate for cosmetic stuff in general but things like this? Go for it and love your peachy tush.