Love, Books and Awkward: Stuck in the past - FML

Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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By cheated - 06/07/2019 22:03

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

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Tom O'Halloran 9

Sunday 5 April 2020 5:12

I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.

Ari Dalton 2

Sunday 5 April 2020 20:44

hey, at least he writes

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Tom O'Halloran 9

Sunday 5 April 2020 5:12

I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 April 2020 6:17

If he's Team Jacob, he's a keeper. If he's Team Edward, dump his sparkly ass! Was that so hard?

Ari Dalton 2

Sunday 5 April 2020 20:44

hey, at least he writes

rotflqtms_ 21

Sunday 5 April 2020 22:19

You didn't have a problem with it when you started dating him, so what's your issue now? Haha, you expected him to change? (You saying "still" gives me the impression that you knew he did when you started dating him and still dated him)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:41

Oh, cut him some slack - he's just trying to be the next E.L. James and turn Twilight fan fiction into another worldwide phenomenon like Fifty Shades of Grey. :D

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