Love, Books and Awkward: Stuck in the past

Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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Tom O'Halloran 9

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Sunday 5 April 2020 5:12

I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.

Ari Dalton 2

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Sunday 5 April 2020 20:44

hey, at least he writes

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Tom O'Halloran 9

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Sunday 5 April 2020 5:12

I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 5 April 2020 6:17

If he's Team Jacob, he's a keeper. If he's Team Edward, dump his sparkly ass! Was that so hard?

Ari Dalton 2

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Sunday 5 April 2020 20:44

hey, at least he writes

rotflqtms_ 21

Sunday 5 April 2020 22:19

You didn't have a problem with it when you started dating him, so what's your issue now? Haha, you expected him to change? (You saying "still" gives me the impression that you knew he did when you started dating him and still dated him)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Saturday 11 April 2020 20:41

Oh, cut him some slack - he's just trying to be the next E.L. James and turn Twilight fan fiction into another worldwide phenomenon like Fifty Shades of Grey. :D

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