Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
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Divorce?
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
harrypottermuch
Canada
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Bella
Sanford, United States
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
sugar baby24
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Anonymous
Beautiful
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
smiles22
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
cheated
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
I'll just let myself out…
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
boblaj
Hastings, United Kingdom
Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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Tom O'Halloran 9
I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.
Ari Dalton 2
hey, at least he writes
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Comments (6)
Tom O'Halloran 9
I think it is time for you BOTH to start seeing other boys.
RichardPencil 30
If he's Team Jacob, he's a keeper. If he's Team Edward, dump his sparkly ass! Was that so hard?
Ari Dalton 2
hey, at least he writes
rotflqtms_ 21
You didn't have a problem with it when you started dating him, so what's your issue now? Haha, you expected him to change? (You saying "still" gives me the impression that you knew he did when you started dating him and still dated him)
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Oh, cut him some slack - he's just trying to be the next E.L. James and turn Twilight fan fiction into another worldwide phenomenon like Fifty Shades of Grey. :D