Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Top comments
ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
UnicornWine 22
Sounds like they're going to have an interesting conversation in the near future.
cristy91 33
Sometimes the descriptions are funny! It's also helpful to know which bathrooms you should avoid at university. To OP: that does suck, maybe you should answer that ******* request so he knows you know.
hopelessfrantic 9
This legit happened to me once, I found him on there via him linking his account to a laptop we share so the history ended up on there in front of me. So maybe they wasn't initially on Craigslist.
MrsDruidess 23
I had something similar happen. I got on there to look for a job and noticed the the personal section was a different color, indicating it had been clicked on. I did some digging and found a bunch of adds that had been clicked on so I checked his email that was on the computer, everything sent on thay computer went through his email unless otherwise specified. I found all these replied emails, "my girlfriend and I want to hook up with a 3rd and a phone #" I thought I died my heart stopped and I vomited. I called the number thinking it would be his girlfriend, I didn't know what I was going to say. I was shocked again when my sister picked up the phone, I couldnt stop crying long enough for her to tell me that it was her that sent the emails for her and her gf, my husband was not involved at all. She laughed at me for not knowing her number by heart. I told her she couldnt borrow our computer to "look for a job" anymore. Sorry OP, mine turned out ok but I know the feeling. Fingers crossed this something similar. If not, dont stay with the creep, leave his ass!!
InnocenceBlue 37
Omg MrsDruidess you are so lucky everything turned out okay! That story was a rollercoaster ride from start to end!
Wondermaid68 1
I typed in the name of his work camp in Google to see what living conditions he's in. Oil field work.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I thought OP found her husband on craigslist like in as he was on that website as she walked in and saw the ad.
randomcritic 14
I read the personals and classifieds for fun, even the ones that don't apply to me. I always get at least 1 laugh. (Ever seen the humor blog emails from an a-hole?)It's only weird if op went specifically to the correct (m-f/m-m etc)casual encounter section and was not looking for content for a Craigslist humor blog.
RowanNightShade 22
Did you take him up on that offer?
Ms_ValS 27
Accept his offer as a fictional man, set up a date for said *******, then send the details of the meeting place and time to your father, brother, uncle, and new boyfriend. Bring a camera. Turn it off when the "action" starts.
brandoneyez1 25
OP SAID he's looking to GIVE not Get a *******.
Ms_ValS 27
I know that's why I said accept his offer as a fictional man instead of woman.
schreibergx93 19
Why isn't this the top comment?
spencer4148 20
Well, at least he's having fun!
karcummings 19
well.. you enjoy yourself with that.
nashks 9
well that sucks...
Ninjahiga 27
There's a button for that
epeeftw 16
That pun went way over your head
jawarston 24
WHAT THE ****.
udderbutter 15
Um i think he might have something to tell you
SolarLunix 21
Are you sure he didn't mean get?
Emmageen 14
cause it would be so much better ? it's cheating anyway...
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
MDoremis 38
That's sweet. There are still optimists on here!
lovefrog 14
Well out of the nasty pranks that one is a go to prank so I wouldn't be surprised. You just have to see what kind of friends he has.
Hyenayena 27
That's happened to me. This girl at a party used my phone to "text her dad" and ended up contacting a guy she had been chatting with from Craigslist, telling him this was her new number. He was a total creep, and she just wanted to pass him onto me so I would be the one that turned him down and blocked him.
trellz17 19
Yikes!