By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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MCRaddict15 15

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

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dude1122332 9

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

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AerBear115 15

Hm...that IS a surprise. If he's been doing that he sounds like a jackassed fucktard. Give him another surprise ;)

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EvilGenius913 2

I'm sorry but who the f*ck clicked "you deserve it"? Which part of that did she have coming?

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rivaraven 35

When using phone, the clicking might go wrong and sometimes people just are asses.

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Dracoboxer357 35

105- *Reads suggested post* *Stands up, puts chair away, leaves stage left* Okay, hooker term understood a bit more....and I'll take a pass, thanks. ;P

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Leslier_fml 4

Sorry this happened to you, at least you found out what kind of husband he was and you will have no problem spending half of his money from now on.

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ravenh1979 13

Damn that sucks!

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lovelyspyder 7

Good news is, at least all his friends and family know what a scumbag he is...

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Austyn57 1

ha ha ha that sucks

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